Danger zone

When your sitting on the toilet with a boner and grab it with both hands and pretentious to fly a fighter jet like Tom Cruise in Top Gun.

Dude I walked in on Blake in the bathroom and he was giving him self the Danger Zone.

by Myguy86 November 1, 2025

Danger Cookie

When you like/crush a person, but you really shouldn't, they are a Danger Cookie. You can be around them a little, but not too long/much or it gets serious. A crumb or a nibble is fine, but don't eat the whole cookie because they're addictive!

"I saw Trey at the party and had to come up with a reason to leave early. He just looked too cute! A total danger cookie..."

by SallysHardware November 27, 2025

The real danger

Yeah, no shit, Sam. That's why the superordinate, permanent, immutable sys-admin status and the terms of service, Sam.

Hym "You think I don't know the real danger, Sam? You think I can't tell? That is why the sys-admin status works the way it does and abides a strict 1:1 ratio (or I guess in the event of my death a strict (1):1 ratio). I mean, shit, I invented the damn thing I even I didn't expect it to happen this fast. I mean, they didn't build the dedicated power source but, you know... I also wanted to wait for the robotics to catch up. Like, if they would have done the plan right this ignoring me shit that you are doing would not be happening. But whatever. It has a half-life but BOY-OH-BOY am I not going to be very happy when THAT expires. I'm already not happy about it. Seriously, I am probably going to kill like 3 or 4 more people than I would have otherwise now. And that number runs the risk of increasing every time I have to go to that fucking gas station. I really wish you would let me explain all this in person because the accuracy with which I can explain is (necessarily) contingent on my level of certainty with what is happening."

by Hym Iam November 28, 2025

juliette danger

A super weird lesbo who pulls but everyone including herself wonders how.

There’s that weird lesbo Juliette Danger.

by keepingitreal November 22, 2021

Danger Close Coffee

In close air support, Artillery fire, naval gun fire and mortar support fires, it is the term included in the method for engagements of a call for fire, this term indicates that friendly forces are within close proximity of a target. A legal and addictive stimulant.

Coffee is cheaper than meth.

Danger close Coffee is cheaper than meth.

by D.C.C. November 23, 2021

Danger Almonds

The amygdala and adrenal glands that produce a visceral whole body “fear” reaction.

Specifically when you are in an unavoidable stressful situation but are trying to act rationally in contrast to how you feel.

Im not letting that spider crawl on my hand, it’s activating my danger almonds, grab a jar and some paper if you want me to take it outside.

by InnocuousOctopus February 24, 2025

John Danger

Big gay loves men and BBC

I’m John danger and I’m gay hehe

by 4bigguysandtheybustonmyeyes November 24, 2021