cuntyhooks

A term used by both males and females they require another's attention, also may be used in greetings. Originated in the West Roscommon area of the Republic of Ireland

Dear cuntyhooks might i get a drink please!

by jk smith January 12, 2009

Cunty McCunterson

A spirit invoked to ward off Murphy's Law.

"There's so much freaking traffic! Cunty McCunterson!"

by purplewearingpurple September 9, 2009

turd cutter

someones butt

Man did you see the turd cutter on that girl?

by cretard October 23, 2008

cutter

a person that can't express their emotions in any other way besides cutting/scratching their skin, or so it seems to them, sometimes depressed but not always, needs support from friends and family

sarah saw the scars on her friends arms when her friend was whearing a T-shirt and was surprised to learn her best friend is still a cutter herself even though she said she stopped.
:(

by L.A.M July 5, 2007

catty

A way in which a human female may act where she treats men with respect, and she treats women with disrespect. Especially in order to boost her own attractiveness to the males, and lessen the other females attractiveness to the males.

She was complimentary, upbeat and friendly towards each man at the party. While she was disparaging, snotty, and mean to each woman at the party. She was acting catty.

by rbones November 20, 2010

cattywompus

to go diagonal or accross something

You know that bale of hay is about cattywompus fron Wilborn Creek.

by bub January 19, 2005

Wood Cutter

Wood(hard penis), Cutter(Emo/cuttter), so if you add them together, it is called a penis cutter. Which is not that good of a thing.

Ex. If your sex addict, who hates his life, should become a "Wood cutter." Because chances are that you have already cut everything else.

by The Big Fluff May 1, 2008