Shid and Cum

Shidding and cumming is as it sounds, with shid being poop and cum being peepee milky. You shid and cum your pants when you are surprised, devastated, or gay.

Holy shit! I just shid and cum my pant. Ahhhh

by GamerGodSorgalino445 April 29, 2019

banana cum

Banana guts/jizz that gets all over other fruit, typically in a fruit salad.

"What the fuck, mom?! Why did you put bananas in my fruit salad?? There's banana cum everywhere!"

by kalligator November 7, 2011

Cum Down

When a guy cum's up and down his partners body after a vigorous fuck!

Chad gave Kiersten an amazing Cum Down after he pounded her pussy then he told Heather to lick her off.

by SlopNChop October 19, 2016

cum digger

when someone is giving you a blowjob and after ejaculating in there mouth and they swallow it they use there toung to squeeze out the rest of your cum out of your urethra and swallow the rest of that.... it feels VERY good.

JOE: DUDE!!!! Clair just gave me the most amazing head last night
TONY: dude thats hella sick
JOE: but dude i just found out shes a cum digger!!!!
TONY: DUDE THATS THE BEST
DREW: SHUT THE FUCK UP
TONY: dude your moms a cum digger hahahahah and a filthy slut ahhahaha
DREW: tony... your grandma
TONY: no... dude stop thats not funny

by Joseph is the king June 27, 2006

post-cum

(n) The residual cum that continues to flow out of a man's penis after he's through spurting.
(adj) Happening after orgasm.

1. After I shot my load on her face, post-cum continued to leak out of my deflating member.
2. She immediately grabbed hold of my penis, cleaned me off, and gave me post-cum head.

by keyshaw September 16, 2004

cum slut

A girl or woman who loves sperm. A connoisseur of cum. One who is fascinated by the rhythmic expulsion of cum from a cock, by its gelatinous texture, the feel of it on her tongue, its smell, and its taste. A female who is fascinated by the power of cum to impregnate. One who loves to receive large volumes of sperm inside her from any source. One who spends her days and nights in a continual quest for males who can provide her with large volumes of thick, tenacious, opalescent jism.

She was a cum slut with an exceptional appetite for sperm and she didn't much care where it came from. Although cum sluts crave cum in any orifice, my friend likes to drink a cupful through a straw. Like many cum sluts she also likes it as a dressing on noodles, salad, sushi etc. Some cum sluts brush their teeth with the elixir of life.

by O'Flagherty December 9, 2008

cum depository

(noun) disparaging reference to a woman who sleeps around and readily accepts penetration sex without protection

Mona has fucked most of the guys in the office, she's just a cum depository.

by Jake March 24, 2004