goon cruiser

A low-riding vehicle equipped with multiple screens - perfect for gooning!

I love edgemaxxing in my goon cruiser

by Mr. Glock August 20, 2024

Glizzy Cruise

The same phrase “get your dick wet” modernized for the next generation

Blissany: what are you, some kind of magician?
Gigachad: Just getting ready to sail this Glizzy Cruise for you

by Funny-Face October 25, 2023

coral cruiser

best music ever
Please accept this

coral cruiser is amazing

by notafemboylover January 30, 2024

Pleasure Cruise

(verb): When you motorboat someone's ass cheeks.

We'd only known each other for 2 hours when he took me on a pleasure cruise!

by Sally SlutAlot February 17, 2024

Urban Cruiser

Someone who wears a Mac and isn't allowed within 200 yards of a primary school.

I crossed the road to avoid a man who looked like an urban cruiser.

by AggravatingSea March 10, 2024

emotional cruise

A phenomenon where a mainland Chinese person cries because mainland China is the only country in the world that bans the Tom Cruise movies "Top Gun" (1986) and "Top Gun 2: Maverick" (2022) when the same country is also the world's most populous country.

Mainland China, being the world's most populous country, is the only country in the world that bans the Tom Cruise movies "Top Gun" (1986) and "Top Gun 2: Maverick" (2022), hence causing a phenomenon known as "emotional cruise".

by Emotional Cruiser May 25, 2024

Tom Cruise

the most gorgeous man ever, definitely the GOAT. katie holmes is gonna regret leaving him. Not only he is handsome he is the best actor ever. appreciate his skill because most other actors cant be as good. e.g. robert pattinson

friend: Tom Cruise is the most shitty actor ever.
also friend: *gets slapped by 99.99% of earth*

by itsLunaire October 15, 2024