war crime

a fun activity to do with your friends

Person 1: "Hey man, wanna go commit a few war crimes against innocent civilians?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, I'm down!"
Person 1: "Alright, where to first? Poland, Iraq, or Vietnam?

by totally not chinese spyware September 25, 2023

War crimes

War crimes are amazing I commit some every hour

hey nambia how much war crimes did you commit today

by LRLFDFKFMDBDVDBHD October 4, 2023

premedicated crime

A "big no-no" dat was committed due to da perpetrator's being spaced out on pharmaceuticals at da time.

Da "Twinkie defense" wouldn't work as an excuse for committing a premedicated crime, since candy isn't a prescribed drug. That reasoning doesn't make a bit of sense, does it? Well, cut me some slack --- as Gary Larson said in an ultra-absurdly "far-out" drawing in his "The Far Side" comic strip, "It was late and I was tired" when I composed this one. :P

by QuacksO October 11, 2023

heynous crime

How overly-strict/proper parents view/label a child's saying a less-than-ultra-polite/dignified greeting/interruption-word.

A child's merely forgetting to use the term, "Excuse me" or "Hello" is hardly a "heynous crime" --- at most, you should just reply, "Hey is for horses", and then be done with it!

by QuacksO October 27, 2023

Lucifarian Crime

That's a thing you made up and you're not the arbiter of identity and you're appealing to the authority of a God you don't believe in. You and your guest take turns actively conflating the literal and the symbolic and you presuppose that there is anything wrong with the absence of humility.

Hym "Not allowing you to ascribe identify is a Lucifarian Crime, to you? 'Crime' implies that it's something that should be punished. What is the punishment for Lucifarian Crime, Jordan? This is the problem with your religion. Now everyone is doing it. Everyone thinks they have some sort of extra-judicial moral authority and the rallying cry against socialism is literally the defense of that extra- judicial authority. George Soros wants to be God and if we don't let him it's evil. Jordan Peterson wants to be High-Priest of Ascribing Identity and if we don't let him it's a Lucifarian Crime. We haven't humbled ourselves beneath him enough. So, no. It needs to stop. The law is the law and fair is fair. No extra-judicial authority for anyone."

by Hym Iam November 7, 2023

Gambluno Crime Family

Intransitive verb

1 a: A crime family family that plays Uno games for money or property

b: A crime family that bets Uno on uncertain outcomes

c: A crime family that stakes on Uno based on contingency

Transitive verb

1 a: to risk by gambling in Uno with the a crime family

Noun
1 a: The Gambuluno Crime Family

Etymology

Probably an early form of gambler in Modern English, gamner "player in a game," Latin una as in "moon," and the Latin "Uno" as in the card game meaning "the one, the only".

probably back-formation from gambler, perhaps alteration (by dissimilation, or substitution of the frequentative suffix -le) of early Modern English gamner "player in a game," from gamen "to play" (going back to Middle English gamenen, going back to Old English gamenian, derivative of gamen GAME entry 1) + -er -ER entry 2

Recent examples on the web:

For passengers looking to explore Las Vegas' airport, but not seeking to play Uno with the Gabluno Crime Family, the airport opened several new shops.

The mayor of NYC was Gambluno Crime Familying away the city's future.

by Chance Christiansen February 4, 2024

War crime

The daily and normal actions of WhiskerLyss

I'm just going to stream some war crimes

by Polyspins May 11, 2024