legal crime

Something that feels illegal but isn't. Examples include:

-Staying up too late
-Drinking water from a glass cup outdoors
-Masturbation
-Shitting in public bathrooms

"Yo i just shat in a public bathroom"
"Dude you just committed a legal crime!"

by toilet struggler January 28, 2023

jay crimas

the boy ive had a cruxh on for 6 months

friend: whose your crush
me: jay crimas
friend: ...

by crackheadbaby December 21, 2022

War Crimes Day

On August 16, you are allowed to commit a war crime against humanity, and get away with it. (Don't actually do this, you will go to jail.)

-Yo, did you hear this news?
-What news?
-Today is War Crimes Day!
-Oh shit, bet.

by ProfessionalWarCrimeCommiter December 31, 2022

War crimes

Trolling civies

War crimes are fun

by Zer0229 April 5, 2023

War crime

Attempting to out-pizza the hut

NEVER try commit the war crime of to out-pizza the hut

by Zer0229 April 5, 2023

Hate Crime

When a bigot thinks they get to say or do whatever they please to an either racial, sexual or gender minority just because they don't like what or who they are AKA A Racist/Phobic Prick.

My Friend: Are you okay?
Me: Other than having experienced a Hate Crime I'm peachy.

My Friend: Sorry
Me: Yeah, I know but the more things change the more they stay the same, people like that deserve a sentence not freedom.

by Abigail Asher September 24, 2023

war crime

a fun activity to do with your friends

Person 1: "Hey man, wanna go commit a few war crimes against innocent civilians?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, I'm down!"
Person 1: "Alright, where to first? Poland, Iraq, or Vietnam?

by totally not chinese spyware September 25, 2023