cookianky

a foolish person or cow. not normal or weird.

Abbie Quanch is a cookianky.

by Gaby and CollEeN January 27, 2007

cockitude

mooshing of "cocky attitude" into it's own word, play on the word-sound ("cocktoo'd"); an exaggerated, overblown cocky attitude meant to draw attention to the person possessing such.

First sighting:
"Someone really needs to start a celebrity database where retail employees can quickly check how much cockitude to expect from big shots." - Gizmodo.com article on celebrity raids of Apple Stores.

by corq May 13, 2005

Choking a mud turtle

Doing a strenuous shit.

1. Got to go and choke a mud turtle.

2. Mary's been in the toilet a while. She must be choking a mud turtle.

by murtle the turtle August 22, 2006

choking the gopher

A slang term meaning for a man to "jack-off" or "masterbate."

"OH MY GOD,that guy was totally choking the gopher when i walked in the room!"

by Trixi Star February 6, 2009

choking a squid head

(verb) 1. To strangle an alien, specifically of cephalopoid morphology. 2. To choke an alien while wearing mechanically enhanced combat armor. 3. To give a series of handjobs in a relatively short amount of time. 4.

John's such a badass marine, I wouldn't be surprised to see him choking a squid head or two when we get to Mars.
You can usually find Cheryl choking a squid head in the apartment around the block.

by Mister Crim September 14, 2011

cooking jamaican

masturbating.
pretty self explainitory. i mean, what else would you call jerking yourself.

"last night i had to bunk with john, it was awful"
"why?"
"he was cooking jamaican all night!"
"huh?"
"He just wouldn't stop jerking his chicken!!"

by andrw May 15, 2007

shoot the cookie

A circle of guys jack off on to a cookie and the last one to cum has to eat it.

The grossest thing my ex-boyfriend ever did was play shoot the cookie, and once I found out I broke up with him.

by Syrah Azulip May 10, 2007