get cocked

getting fuck up and then have drunken sex

Oh man i'm sooo gonna get cocked this weekend!!

by Abbei303 October 15, 2008

Crooked

A new slang word that means cool, awesome, etc.

Mary: Hey, Jack, you're looking crooked!

Jack: Thanks, Mary, you are too!

by DekuBoy May 12, 2010

Cookedycooked

When someone is so baked that they officially become cookedycooked.

Joe: Yo are you baked or what?
Ben: Nah bro I'm cookedycooked now.

by NimbleBoy November 21, 2019

cookein

1. To be so chill that you are hot (not in the literal sense). It is pronounced (cook-in)

2. The act of luring high schoolers with your charm.

1. Dude that teacher is cookein!

2. That guy is cookein bout 4 girls right now... damn!

by CS2 April 7, 2008

crooked burglar

under the leg, reverse grip masterbation manuver.

I walked in on my roomate and he was doing the "CROOKED BURGLAR"

by justinjacob October 23, 2008

Cookems

A mans property/ possession ; the bait, the good good, your main girl (but not necessarily only)

Yo im getting the cookems

Man the cookems been tripping these days

by bigbossdawg December 8, 2010

cocked on my neck

When someone disses you or hates on you or causes discomfort

Ex 1: Did she say no to going out with you?

Yea, she totally cocked on my neck

Ex 2: my boss cocked on my neck this morning by having me clean the bathroom

by Petey75 March 27, 2011