coins of the realm

When a guy urinates and it ricochets back from the bowl or urinal, splashing droplets of piss onto his pants (accidentally ofcourse).

'Dude, I just coins of the realmed myself but damn do I feel so much better. So empty...aaaah!!'
'Dumbass! I'll get you a nappy next time.'

by wayne bruce March 7, 2014

coinslot

One of few euphemism for cunt despite being one syllable longer and possibly more offensive as it implies that women will only sexually obey men who give them money.

Mark: "Say, why aren't you with Jennifer?"
Steve: "Girl broke up with me 'cuz I called her a coinslot last night."
Mark: Dude, you're unemployed. You can't afford a fine 75 cent coinslot like her!

by JohnnyLurg March 7, 2013

coinkydinkying

Doing the same thing at the same time

When we do the same thing at the same time we are coinkydinkying

by Natalie July 2, 2003

coinkydinkying

Doing the same thing at the same time.

When we do the same thing at the same time we are coinkydinkying

by Natalie & Dennis July 2, 2003

Coincident

The dent ALREADY ON the exact spot of the car you near nearly drove into.

"I was on my way down to the Yentagon when some joker cuts me off. And wouldn't you know it... total coincident! Right on the fender I was about to slam into!"

As they don't say:

"Better a coincident than a $500 deductible."

by Ezra Soiferman January 9, 2004

coinbird

COIN BIRD is anacronym for Counter Insurgence Aircraft such as the A-26, T-6, T-33 etc that was flown in SEA (South East Asia)in the 1960's thru 1970's. They were used to loiter over the battlefield and mark targets or provide intelligence on enemy movements or locations.

The WW II Medium bomber A-26 Invader saw continued service during the Viet Nam war as a COINBIRD working the Cambodian and Laotian borders.

by Larry Ludwig September 4, 2006

Coinsensus

The two-sided body of American opinion in a polarized society. Pronounced coin-sensus.

In the absence of true consensus, the best we can do is coinsensus.

by A.T. Fortes October 27, 2009