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luh cobra

he lowkey actin like luh cobra
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Kurt Cobain

The man who forgot to tune his guitar for unplugged
Nirvana fangirl: Oooo Kurt Cobain is so hawt and he's the best guitar player ๐Ÿฅต

The Wise Alice In Chains fan: Even though he forgot to tune his guitar for unplugged lol

Nirvana fangirl: ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿซค๐Ÿซค๐Ÿซค๐Ÿซค๐Ÿซค๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ
by UltimateDoge January 5, 2023
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Alabama King Cobra

A male's genital that is so immensely powerful, it is capable of leaving the male's body and turning into its own species. Thoroughly enjoys deep throating by sliding so far up a woman's anus it reaches lower esophagus.
Tom: i'm feeling rather down, my penis became an alabama king cobra and stool my girlfriend last week.
Sam: don't worry i know how you feel, same thing happened to me a few months back.
by the stickiest August 20, 2017
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Montana Snow Cobra

A sexual act similar to a snowball.

Once a woman has taken a mans ejaculation into her mouth, while performing a blowjob, she holds the load in her mouth. She the. bites the mans penis and spits the ejaculation back into the mans face.
Noooobody wants to tangle with a Montana Snow Cobra!
by Beef babe April 15, 2020
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purple cobras

a group of friends and brothers, that optimize the epitome of being cool, pull mad bitches (mad in the sense of hot and a lot), are just all-around chillers/blazers, and have their home lair always labeled "The Pit"
The gang of purple cobras currently attending USC
by purplecobra4life November 18, 2009
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Kurt Cobain

Frontman of the vastly overhyped Grunge Band Nirvana. His songwriting style was nonsensical and incoherent. He was -not- a good guitarist. He used 3 or 4 four guitar chords for every song, buried under half a dozen guitar effects. Having witnessed and heard enough truly talented musicians play, one can plainly see that Kurt Cobain's skills were minimal at best. As it is, the only reason Kurt Cobain and Nirvana are so highly regarded is because Kurt Cobain committed suicide in 1994. This will automatically inflate ANY singer/musician/songwriter's popularity, and cause their actual talent to be greatly exaggerated, as is the case with Kurt Cobain.

Nirvana was a -decent- band, with their ability exaggerated after the suicide of its frontman. That's all.
"Nirvana's songs don't make any sense!"

"Kurt Cobain wan't THAT good of a guitarist..."
by Justin May 19, 2005
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Cobain

When you are masturbating and you climax so hard that it hits you in the face like a shotgun.
guy 1: I hadn't had a wank in a week so I rubbed one out last night and Cobained myself.
guy 2: Loves a good Cobain
by dicklickmotherfucker December 26, 2015
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