Texas Clitsaw Massacre

Sexual maneuver in which the middle and ring fingers enter the vagina, the pinky finger enters the anus, and the index finger and thumb manipulate the clitoris

i gave her the texas clitsaw massacre, and she nearly blew

by cancer June 25, 2005

closer

The song that put Nine Inch Nails on the map.

You get me closer to God.

by Genius13 July 9, 2005

Out Of The Closet Pooper

A colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.

Are you or is someone you know an OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER? If so, that means that you/they poop at work and are damn proud of it!

by Joey Schwartzman January 23, 2006

plato's closet

A store that sells high priced fashion for cheap prices. They have everything from Old Navy to Abercrombie and Fitch. And if you need quick drug or gas money you can bring them your nice expensive clothes and they'll buy them from you for cheap and sell them to people like me for 4 or 5 more dollars than they just bought it from you.

Damn son I'm out of gas money, let me sell your Reeboks to Plato's Closet for 3 dollars.

by Angela from Chicopee April 14, 2005

Closet Asshole

One who comes off to most as kind but is actually an asshole.
Hence the name "Closet Asshole": meaning and asshole in the closet.
Closet Assholes are normally really nice to those they don't know but do subtle mean things that aren't super mean but are slightly irritating.
Pretty much antagonists or rebels.

ex 1: someone that leaves you to fend for yourself when the weird chick you find gross asks you out.
"My besfriend is such a Closet Asshole!"

ex 2: someone that when you say not to touch your stuff they poke it.

by SexyA7XFreak July 8, 2011

throwing a sausage up a close

close as in lobby or communal entrance-way. sausage as in john thomas. A description of having sex with a woman whose fanny is particulary slack.

"She said it didn't touch the sides, but it was like throwing a sausage up a close!"

by Michael S. Clark November 20, 2003

trapped in the closet

R. Kelley's masterpiece, this shit is art! An engaging story about somebody who's cheating on his wife with somebody who's cheating on her husband who's fucking so and so... everybody gets laid, basically.
See also-pointless.

Oh my fucking god! Everybody's cheating on everybody else and I'm trapped in a closet! OH GOD I'M ACTUALLY CLAUSTROPHOBIC. Please help me, I'm trapped in the closet, oh my god I'm going to die.

by KVENNE September 15, 2006