Murphy's Law of Clothes-drying

Similar to the old "wax your car if you want it to rain" joke, this saying reads: "It can be mild and sunny for days on end, but then just as soon as you hang out a whole bunch o' laundry to dry, THAT'S when da sun will abruptly disappear behind huge dark clouds and you'll have a bleepin' MONSOON FOR A WEEK!"

The weather had been totally "bright 'n' balmy" for a good while, and so one afternoon last week I tried to save money and electricity by using my clothesline instead of the watts-sucking dryer, but then it rained heavily during the night, and it's been foggy and drizzly ever since! Sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Clothes-drying" to me.

by QuacksO October 30, 2018

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I want all my clothes

A slang word for breaking up

Person 1 : Babe,are you still mad at me?
Person 2 : I want all my clothes.

by my dicc fell off November 23, 2018

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Driven Mind Clothing

Known as D.M.C. similar to D.m.v. but in my sense driven the mind to possibilities and dreams, determined to reach goal, in memory of rapper Nipsey Hussle clothing wear The Marathon, Driven Mind Clothing continues his legacy to keep it striving and alive by rapper Moetic.

I just got me some new Driven Mind Clothing ready to change the game.

by Moetic April 4, 2019

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National give your boyfriend his clothes back day

On this day you give your boyfriend back all his tee shirts, hoodies, and sweat pants you’ve borrowed from him. Also it’s august 6th

Bf: Hey babe it’s august 6th you know what that means?
Gf: What happens on august 6th?
Bf: It’s “National give your boyfriend his clothes back day“
Gf: Oh wow I completely forgot

by Elric23 July 24, 2022

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