nim chimpski

The subject of a failed attempt to teach American Sign Language to a chimpansee. Named after the communist linguistics professor Noam Chomski.

"Nim Chimpski demonstrated that chimpansees are definately stupider than gorillas."

by j e walker April 26, 2003

all that and a bag of chips

see all that
tha baddest

mj iz all that and a bag of chips

by YoungCali August 27, 2003

Chips Ahoy

When you have a boner because you gotta take a piss but then you get offered a blowjob and obviously you can't refuse. Then instead of cumming in her mouth you piss in her mouth. Hell it's all the same to you right.

"Yo so last night I'm taking a shit when Jennifer comes in and just starts giving me a blumpkin but I had a hard on because I had to take a wee. So then instead of jizzing I pissed. It was a real chips ahoy she got pissed."
"your fucked up."

by cockcussion May 12, 2009

Susie Chapstick

A crap that remains partially lodged in the asshole and requires copious amounts of toilet paper to wipe off. It's so named because the mechanics of the said crap are very similar to a container of chapstick as it gradually rises out of the tube and is very slowly wiped off. A Susie Chapstick usually involves a fecal consistency that is very pasty or putty-like (see definition for "chad"), and often occurs when the individual is semi-constipated, thus lacking the GI motility to pass that offending last piece of shit completely through the anus. Ironically, Susie Chapsticks have a high affinity for occurring in public restrooms with limited or low-grade toilet paper, and no plunger anywhere in sight. To add insult to injury, the person having such a crap is also normally late for something important, like a hot date or job interview.

Wow...Wally has sure been in there a long time. I keep hearing the toilet flush and thought I also heard plunging. He must be having some hellacious Susie Chapstick craps after going on those pain pills.

by gothictom January 25, 2011

Poppin' Chips

The act of smoking some weed.

Jason and I were poppin' chips last night in the park.

by Noah October 2, 2004

Chattanooga Chapstick

An underhanded prank, this is the act of secretly inserting someone's chapstick into your rectum, moving it in and out to the beat of a train song, and returning it to their possession without informing them of the despicable act.

Pardon me Bob, but that's a Chattanooga Chapstick you're applying.

by yottabad July 11, 2011

egg and chips

To bring oneself to the point of ejaculation by rhythmically sliding one's penis between a woman's breasts. See titwank

Fancy egg and chips tonight Dave?

by Mercunium August 13, 2003