cotton farm

The lint that collects in your belly button after wearing a cotton shirt

At the end of the day You pick the lint out of your belly button. you're growing a cotton farm.

by Kurt5252 March 11, 2008

cottonpatch Kid

a derrogitory term for a dark-skinned child, mainly referencing heritage as slaves picking cotton in the fields. They would pop out from behind the cotton plants and thus named cotton patch kids.

I tried to get in the public pool, but there were just too many cottonpatch kids hogging it up. Plus they were pissing in it. And they didnt smell too good either.

by Jeb the Farmer September 11, 2010

Tapping Cotton

To begin to defecate while still fully clothed, but holding it in enough so that the shit is not ejected, thereby causing the end of the shit to tap your cotton underwear.

Similar to "Dot Cotton"

"Man I gotta find a bathroom fast. I'm already tapping cotton"

by SamLowry November 9, 2004

Milk Carton Man

Where a man goes when a woman he is dating never hears from him again. The bizarre yet common occurence when a man drops out of the woman he is dating's life without explanation.

Maggie asked Scarlett, "How's Ed?" Scarlett replied, "Girl, I think he's gone Milk Carton Man. He hasn't called. No text. No email. I haven't seen him. Nothing." Maggie commented, "Yeah,well, we'll be seeing him on the back of the milk carton for sure."

by GiddyUpGirlFL January 18, 2009

me-cation

A vacation you take alone, usually after a stressful event so that you can get your head straight.

"My breakup with Johnny really stressed me, so I'm taking a me-cation to the shore."
"Where's Mary?" "She's depressed at the moment and is taking a few days off for a me-cation while her hubby stays home to watch the kids."

by Slovakchick October 18, 2013

Cattin

Cattin means when youhh trippin .

1 : Yo pass me the kush .
2 : Naww, qo buyy somee mann .
1 : Niqqah youhh cattin'

by SuzieeBadd(♥] July 12, 2010

cotton candy

the sexiest food in the world. if you are a girl you are pink and a guy is blue. if a girl and a guy both like cottoncandy they should def be together :)

omg...u like cotton candy too?? we are autimatticcally inLOVE

by <3 =] :p December 10, 2011