Karate Carving

When someone with lack of experience or a sharp knife attempts to carve a turkey. By using very quick and repeated strikes on the bird they manage to pull and cut small chunks of white and dark meat instead of the beautifully sliced traditional serving.

Did you see Tommy struggling with the Turkey? Ya I felt bad, I wanted to help him out. He was giving that Turkey the Karate Carving beat down!

by MTJMZ December 17, 2009

text calling

when your text app is broken or you have recently lost texting on your phone and call up a buddy to relay a two to three word message followed with hanging up immediately.

Jason- (to himself) Damn, my text app doesn't work again. No nevermind. (starts calling Frank).

Frank- (recieving call) Hey.

Jason- (says to Frank) What up mane? (hangs up)

Frank- (to himself) What the actual fuck? Jason and his text calling.

by thetryplethreat December 23, 2010

chat calling

The digital version of cat calling. Commenting on a status or picture in a lude ,inappropriate, or disrespectful manner. It is usually (but not always) performed by a man towards a woman.

Todd loves chat calling girls all the time. Just the other day he commented on Anna's selfie saying it was her "O Face".

by Billy Boy Boy Boy May 10, 2014

Brown calfing

Needing to take a shit so badly that the poop is peeking out of your butt.

Traffic was so slow that by the time I got home and into the bathroom, I was brown calfing.

by Aviatrixx July 22, 2015

Sheep calling

When you call your sheep. Sheep callers usually call themselves Confire.

Confire Today at 2:27 AM
Wait who's sheep calling

by Bobby Saget 123 August 14, 2019

Dirty Callin

Typically in Sales with degenerate friends that on occasion support butt stuff. Occurs when A contractor engages and conducts sexual acts on someone with the intent to land more jobs within there community.

“I saw chuck in truck giving A dirty Callin to Nancy next door after he saw their patio needed A touch up”

by TheLiability February 11, 2021

stop.calling.me.emo

Never misses, the best, armins favorite person. and I relate to you I get called emo by my family just because I wear black

Stop.calling.me.emo is best person, other than armin eren and mikasa of course, and now u must bow down and praise your savior.

by Ykwhatleavemealone June 9, 2021