A calcification of coolness, that forms up the ass of people living in california. Just by virtue of being "from california" . Not certain if it is in the water, or the air, but it is there.
Host : Sorry sir, there are no tables available....
California asshole: "But, im from california, (pauses for you to appreciate how cool they are), surely yoy can make it happen for someone as cool as me..."
Host: "geez, this guy has a california coolstick soooo far up his own ass"
California asshole: "But, im from california, (pauses for you to appreciate how cool they are), surely yoy can make it happen for someone as cool as me..."
Host: "geez, this guy has a california coolstick soooo far up his own ass"
by Frank durtcock July 5, 2018
Get the california coolstick mug.When a driver comes up to traffic light that just turned red, but proceeds to go anyways.
Usually associated with California drivers making a left turn.
Usually associated with California drivers making a left turn.
by linguisticlizard January 21, 2019
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Katie "Viv your polish sausage looks like a California Curve."
Viv "Katie, California Curve is a false memory."
Viv "Katie, California Curve is a false memory."
by John Brown ask me again I'll April 21, 2019
Get the California Curve mug.Eating a large amount of Bush’s beans and vomiting into a gaped butthole and sealing the butthole with plastic wrap.
Father: Son, your mother and I met over a craigslist ad of her asking for someone to give her a California Bag Lunch.
by DarthLesbian May 14, 2019
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Dude 2: "Yeah man, I've been brushing my teeth with a California Toothbrush."
Dude 1: "Whats a California Toothbrush?"
Dude 2: *unzips pants*
Dude 2: "Yeah man, I've been brushing my teeth with a California Toothbrush."
Dude 1: "Whats a California Toothbrush?"
Dude 2: *unzips pants*
by Jvk1166z June 29, 2019
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Get the California Cauliflower mug.When a person is living in California and their body’s physiology becomes accustomed to the Temperature of 80°F or higher.
You may become aware of this phenomenon when the temperatures start dropping. Even the sudden change to 79°F may actually begin to drastically feel like freezing temperatures of 32°F.
The normal time period of the acclimation to take place for outsiders who have moved to California is about a month.
You may become aware of this phenomenon when the temperatures start dropping. Even the sudden change to 79°F may actually begin to drastically feel like freezing temperatures of 32°F.
The normal time period of the acclimation to take place for outsiders who have moved to California is about a month.
Human 1: The weather app said It’s only 75°F but I’ve been bundled up in my bed all day, freezing cold. Am I okay?
Human 2: You’re okay, it’s just californingus. It happens to all of us here.
Human 1: Glad to know I’m not a weenie. Californingus is so real.
Human 2: You’re okay, it’s just californingus. It happens to all of us here.
Human 1: Glad to know I’m not a weenie. Californingus is so real.
by Californingus October 29, 2019
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