Fire Cactus

When you hit your friends vape or a penjamin and you can’t stop coughing.

Friend A: Hey, hit my vape!
Friend B: Okay!
*coughing*
Friend B: SHIT! Damn Fire Cactus!

by Snixxx April 21, 2024

pussy cactus

pussy cactus is a world renowned 4 member band, for more information: @buzzycactusofficial on instagram

“hey rebecca have you listened to pussy cactus’ new single”

“no?”

“its so good! it made my bussy vibrate”

by thebobman21 May 29, 2024

Dirty Cactus

The Anal fixation of ramming a cactus up someone Asshole, until pleasure is complete. With the occasional stuck needles for maximum pleasure.

"I tried Dirty Cactus for the first time, didnt like it. Couldn't sit for a week."-said Bartholomew

by CedrickSparklesack February 21, 2026

Handbag cactus

A cactus you carry around in your handbag and take it out when you need it.

Guy 1: Hey man, you got any cacti on you? I left mine at home?
Guy 2: Yeah sure, I always got a handbag cactus with me. Careful with the thorns though. *unzips handbag*
Guy 1: Thanks man!

by Slim_smiple May 17, 2025

Arizona Cactus Poll

Striping down naked and dancing seductively on a spiked Cactus with the intention of mimicking a stripper

Joey has been hospitalized for pulling a Arizona cactus poll

by Hxicde0 November 27, 2025

Swagging a Cactus

The act of eating out a floppy, smelly Vagina.

When Jerry was drunk he decided that he was going to start swagging a cactus. He later regretted it, saying that the taste never really left his mouth.

by capitaly777 May 25, 2011

Diamond-studded cactus

An item that is painful to start with, became even more painful.
Normally thrown into a sentence as a threat.

Guy: Hey babe, how about you and I--
Girl: Touch me or even finish that sentence and I will fuck you with a Diamond-studded cactus.

by Firebirdchick March 5, 2015