California Condor 

when a man pretends to be a large bird (whom is horny) flys over to a woman and pecks at her vagina with his nose then turns her around and regurgitates in her asshole

WOW! Adam that California Condor last night was amazing!

California Condor by Earnie Eggers, Cody Spillz, Zachariah Spillers August 23, 2007

California crosswalk 

To cross from one corner of an intersection to the opposite corner through the means of a straight line. This can be accomplished no matter how busy the intersection is as long as the participants are brave and quick enough to avoid oncoming vehicles.

Two people need to get to the north-east corner of an intersection from the south-west corner of the same intersection. While this would normally be achieved through crossing the street to the north and then crossing the street again to the east. Instead, they execute a California crosswalk and run in a straight line diagonally across the intersection

California crosswalk by The Aviator January 20, 2008

california rich 

where the vast majority of one's net worth is tied to their home value. so when compared to the others' in California, their net worth is "average," even though in most other parts of the country, they would be considered "rich."

another aspect is that one's income and lifestyle is not commensurate with with the value of their home. in other words, the increase in their income has not kept up with the increase in their home value. therefore, if they had to purchase their home today, they could not afford it.

I wish I could afford a new car, but I'm only "california rich."

california rich by shadan ardalan April 21, 2008

California Drought 

The act of despositing fesces on someones chest and letting it sit there to dry

"Last night jimmy's mom gave me the best california drought!"

"nice!, was it really dry and hard?"

California Drought by Lee-Shaw January 18, 2009

California Sandwich 

Baby sandwich. Commonly reffered to as a California Cheeseburger, may have originated on the Simpsons. Often used to refer to a hippie who is too high to notice that they're eating a baby. Ingriedients are as follows; 1 large baby, 2 extra large slices of bread, season to taste, (Note: May add lettuce, onion, pickle, tomato, ketchp, mustard, or mayonnaise to give your baby more flavor)

"I'm hungry for a California Sandwich!" ~ Shaquille O'Neal

California Sandwich by T ro n Vna Htutoen January 17, 2006

California Burglar

While having anal missionary sex with a pregnant woman, thrust your fist into her vagina and pull out her unborn child.

"James! Be gentle! I'm four months pregnant!"
"Oh don't worry baby; I'll be in and out like a California Burglar."

California Burglar by Captain Fluff March 29, 2009

california platinum

the best home-grown mary-jane where california has "prime" conditions to grow this sticky plant

John took one hit of california platinum and was blown all the way into the next night

california platinum by stoner 69 July 10, 2009