Man 1:oi cunt do you have any money i need to buy me self some condoms for tonights orgy.
Man 2: nah cunt dont have any but have you heard about the broke mans condom method, just wrap some glad wrap
around your willy
Man 1: cheers for the idea my nigga
Man 2: nah cunt dont have any but have you heard about the broke mans condom method, just wrap some glad wrap
around your willy
Man 1: cheers for the idea my nigga
by Negro_Slayer420 October 29, 2019
The youngest boy is a condom child.
by uttam maharjan September 16, 2011
When one takes a condom, fills it with diet coke and freezes it. The Diet Coke Condom can be used as a weapon for self-defense or as a dildo, it has other uses too.
The Diet Coke Condom was invented by popular manga bishonen schoolboy Rodrick Heffley as a weapon against his younger brother Manny-kun.
The Diet Coke Condom was invented by popular manga bishonen schoolboy Rodrick Heffley as a weapon against his younger brother Manny-kun.
Rodrick has filled a condom with Diet Coke, froze it, and bashed Manny over the head with it. Manny has fucking died. The Diet Coke Condom is a deadly weapon.
by DietCokeCondom6969696 April 30, 2021
Dam this ocho cinco condom is greatt
by freakalieradf August 27, 2009
When two male have sex with two females at the same time in the same room, and when they have both finished they realized they have used the same type of condom. After this they develop a bond far greater than any others and become condom brothers.
-Bro I'm done
-bro me too
- shit we both used Trojan Twisted Pleasures at the same time in the same room on our girlfriends. Bro we are condom brothers (cb)
-bro me too
- shit we both used Trojan Twisted Pleasures at the same time in the same room on our girlfriends. Bro we are condom brothers (cb)
by MR. Christian Gooch January 10, 2012
A man who sells condoms to little kids and sells condom balloons to kids in school.
If you hear your 12-year-old kid say "Mom I am going to play at Ryan's house." you will know that he watches porn.
If you hear your 12-year-old kid say "Mom I am going to play at Ryan's house." you will know that he watches porn.
Mom! Ryan the condom man sold me 80 packs of condoms for free. It's so high quality. He wears condom balloons on his head
by naMhteiK98 March 06, 2017
A bratty little kid disturbing people in a public place with limited to no control from the parent. Often associated with a sudden desire to increase strength and use of birth control products. Commonly expressed in the grocery store as making a bee-line for the condom isle because of what you saw on the cereal isle. Both parents and non-parents report seeing Condom Commercial Kids.
"I didn't get to enjoy the movie because of that five-year-old (Condom Commercial Kid) right behind me screaming and kicking the back of my seat the entire two hours. On an unrelated matter, no glove--no love, so let's stop by the drugstore on the way home home..."
by arka May 23, 2008