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Flappy Cack

....And then I left her a mushroom face tatto when I hit her with tha flappy cack
by Armstrizzle April 30, 2004
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caco

A caco is the Puerto Rican equivalent of a wigger/wangsta. Very similar to the cholo.

The female is caca. Who is also very similar to the chola and chonga.

They listen to reggaeton at full blast and their only known "dance move" is perreo (grinding).

Caco fashion consists of shirts at least 2 or 3 sizes larger, really low, baggy pants, cheap trucker caps, and sports shoes such as Nike, Reebok or Adidas.

They also wear a lot of over sized gold jewelry. Mostly large chains with huge golden charms. The amount of gold colored jewelry does not mean cacos are rich. Most wear gold-plated accessories, unless they work dealing with drugs or stole it.

The rides of cacos vary, but they like colored rims and lights, an obsessive amount of car stickers, a modified exhaust for extra loudness, a loud bass so everyone can listen to their reggaeton. They also like to change the color of the front and back hood or put a pattern on them.

The natural enemy of cacos are the "rockeros" (people listen to punk/rock and dress with that style).

Because they say these are "comemierdas" (snobs) and "satánicos" (Satanists), but mostly because the typical caco lacks intelligence and probably envies that rockero's are more educated.
Caco: Mera loco, que es la que hay?
by Cacos_Are_Tacky December 21, 2010
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North Cackalacky

A nickname for North Carolina. Mainly used by people (military transplants) who are originally from the West Coast, especially from CA and more specifically Socal;) The word is used in good humor often to make light fun of the red neck ways of the South.

Example: "Just saw a recliner on somebody's porch, it must be their patio furniture...only in North Cacklacky."
by SoCal Moon Goddess May 14, 2011
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Cack

Cack = Shit
Hahahaha! Jason just cacked his pants!
by one eyed milkman April 27, 2004
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cacanero

Person that enjoys sodomizing other men.
Ivan Benites es un maldito cacanero.
by Carlos Marruffo June 12, 2007
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cactus pussy

A masturbation tool crafted by lonely cowboys made by first stripping one section of its spines, then cutting it in half. The person would then dissect the cactus in such a manner that would create a makeshift vagina. And because the inside of the cactus has a wet and plushy texture, it simulates a female genitalia well.
"Golly I been on this trail long, I haven't done the pokey with my girl down in the whorehouse in weeks. Gee I think I 'oughta fashion myself a cactus pussy!
by tpain1234567 March 13, 2011
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Mad Cactus

An all-knowing, invincible cactus with a serious attitude problem. Whenever it dances, small annoying children are thrown into an interdimensional time portal and are ripped apart halfway through. Then it hangs out in front of Denny's, pissing people off because it's such an ass. Then it dances some more.
"Mad Cactus!? MAD CACTUS!! MAD CACTUS AGGHGHGGH!! MY BODY!!"
by RustyD February 19, 2005
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