boardie

Anyone who spends a lot of time on a Postboard, and thinks they are better than everyone else on it.

Most weezer.com boardies act like they are better than everyone else on the board.

by Robyn July 30, 2003

botart

a skank who uses waaaay too much botox.

that botart's face is saggier than al roker's man-jugs.

by nacho libre May 2, 2006

board speak

The language of message board bordies and texters.

Jill- OMG! TOTES pwns!
Pete- Jill, stop with the board speak, will you?
Jill- UGH! TISNF! I heart mi boardies, stfu n00b!

by KGsizzle July 6, 2007

boatraoke

Name for a form of entertainment in which patrons take turns singing the lyrics to prerecorded music via the loud hailer on a sail boat.

Billy, isn't it time for some boatraoke?

by Shanna Lynn May 20, 2010

board my platform

a nicer way of sarcastically telling someone "welcome to my reality"

mom : son, at your age, when I hung out with friends, i didn't smoke weed and play video games; I listened to the Beatles.

son: well, lol, board my platform for a change. and join the bandwagon

by Sexydimma January 11, 2015

boardhead

A boardhead is a person who is a fanatical participant in a board sport such as; sailboarding (windsurfing), snowboarding, surfing, skateboarding, kiteboarding. Used to describe someone who can think of little else than the board sport they participate in. Original first use in the 1980's to describe fanatical sailboarders at the Columbia River Gorge, a river and canyon that forms the border between the states of Washington and Oregon.

John didn't show up for work again because he is windsurfing, he is such a boardhead.

by Krakski November 19, 2015

Boards

Hip slang for the night club Billboards.

Dude are we hitting up Boards tonight or what?

by keachy December 13, 2016