Blanket face

Ones soft face with peach fuzz

Dads usually have blanket face

by Mliv June 10, 2020

Chocolate-Covered Pigs In A Blanket

A session of dirty anal soaking followed by a docking session without cleaning your dick in between.

I thought it would just be another anal soak, but when he rolled me over and docked me, the shit smears looked like a couple of chocolate-covered pigs in a blanket.

by anonymous September 10, 2020

turtleneck blanket

When an uncircumcised penis touches tip-to-tip with a circumcised penis and blankets the head with its foreskin. Similar to a Chinese finger trap!

Chad: Dude, did you hear what Heath and Jake did this weekend?

Noah: No, man what happened?

Chad: Heath was passed out at the party and Jake took off his pants and gave him a turtleneck blanket!

Noah: Radical.

by Space Jesus July 19, 2016

Blanket

A word to describe someone who is a 100% top and can't bottom under any circumstance, they must be in control in the bedroom at all times.

"Jesus dude, your girlfriend is such a blanket. I'm honestly concerned for your dick."

by SolarFluxation August 13, 2020

Cottage cheese blanket

The action of cumming in a condom, putting it in the freezer for an hour, blending it, then baking it on a baking tray then proceeding to put it on your cold blanket for warmth.

Boy 1- Yo, my girl is is home making my cottage cheese blanket
Boy 2- No way, Id love one right now

by THEONE209 February 2, 2020

pig in a blanket

when a bitches titty so flat you gotta wrap one around your hog to titfuck her.

Man, I Was so excited to tit fuck this girl last night but when she took her bra off, droop city! Had to give her a pig in a blanket.

by Schmutz1g February 28, 2021

Blanket friend

A close platonic friend that provides a sense of security and warmth. A comfy person to be around. Used in a non-romantic and non-sexual way.

Mica is my blanket friend they make me feel better when tired or depressed. They are comfort and security.

by Kirbey March 29, 2023