the best friends

1. A vulgar term which means the male penis and the female vagina; basically saying that the penis and vagina are best friends.

2. Your 'person' who will be there for you no matter what. Who shares their secrets, and laughs at your corny inside jokes and practically lives at your house. Who, if hurt by you, wil tell you to your face, and apologize if they hurt you. If they don't either you're wrong, or they're just not your best friend

guy: hey ya know, we're best friends in a way

girl: (thinks to herself: AH HELL NAH!)
in which way?

guy: because of our genitals! my penis is your vagina's best friend! they're the best friends, right?

girl: (thinks: OMIFRIGGINGOSH!)
*SLAP, SLAP* YOU ARE SUCH A PERV AND AN ASSHOLE!

by sunshiny-daytona July 23, 2009

More for the best

A word meaning; riches make you happier, possessions make you happier, a screen still being on without a person around.

“Why is this screen still on? Well, more for the best.”

by Thewrench August 30, 2021

ethan best

Ethan best is an amazing and adorable youtuber and has a twin call elijah best.

Ethan best is an amazing and adorable youtuber and who also has a twin called elijah best.

by Jessica hillsom April 2, 2021

Cylus best

He is the master at video games and has the best family in the world he is a legend and loves every single person he know as cybot2010 he has a big hart

Man he is a Cylus best

by Cylus best January 29, 2021

Hollie Best

Is also known as 'Salad Dodger'. This is a person that attends a buffet and avoids the salad and heads straight for the mains - also known as a 'FAT BASTARD'. She is known to have hairy arm pits, and very unhygenic. The majority of the weight is distributed around the ass.

Im bringing along a Hollie Best to dinner tonight.

by Abdul Hanif January 1, 2012

Best friend

A best friend is that one person in your life, who no matter what will always be by your side. Your best friend will always be there for you no matter what, and they are not embarrassed to be around you in public, because they have gotten used to all the stupid things you say and do. A best friend is someone you can spend all of your time with, and tell them anything. A best friend is there when you accomplish something great, or fail miserably. A best friend is the person your closest to.

My best friend Kyle and I have been best friends since freshmen year of high school, and we do everything together.

by Boomerang Sanchez November 23, 2013

Only The Best

A phrase used to sarcastically describe the people that work at Town Hall for your local government. The fact is they are not, but quite the opposite.

Ben: *Browsing on a job site* Hey, check this out. Greenville is looking for people to work the phones as customer service representatives at Town Hall.
Gabe: Good luck trying to get a gig like that. "Only The Best" work for the Town of Greenville.
Ben: Ya, I guess you're right...
Gabe and Ben: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

by Prophet Dusk March 5, 2021