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the best friends

1. A vulgar term which means the male penis and the female vagina; basically saying that the penis and vagina are best friends.

2. Your 'person' who will be there for you no matter what. Who shares their secrets, and laughs at your corny inside jokes and practically lives at your house. Who, if hurt by you, wil tell you to your face, and apologize if they hurt you. If they don't either you're wrong, or they're just not your best friend
guy: hey ya know, we're best friends in a way

girl: (thinks to herself: AH HELL NAH!)
in which way?

guy: because of our genitals! my penis is your vagina's best friend! they're the best friends, right?

girl: (thinks: OMIFRIGGINGOSH!)
*SLAP, SLAP* YOU ARE SUCH A PERV AND AN ASSHOLE!
by sunshiny-daytona July 23, 2009
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best intentions

Some of the worst things have happened with the best intentions

To do something you think is morally right that may end up wrong
I had the best intentions when I kept the secret that her sister had a pregnancy scare with her best friend
by ialem July 29, 2018
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hill-best

OMG have you seen her hill-bests
by Fabbby September 7, 2016
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Best Friend

Someone you trust completely.

Someone you pee your pants laughing with.
Someone you can look ugly around.
Someone who praises your burps.
Someone who can take you're stuff without asking.
Someone you find at your house before your home.
Someone your mother trusts.
Someone that pisses you off like no other.
Someone you love anyway.
Someone who helps by just being there.
Someone that can put you back together.
Someone who knows things about you that you don't even know.
Someone who you know will still be there after a fight.
Someone who completes you.
Someone that picks up on the second ring.
Someone you have planned your future with.
Someone that just knows.
Best Friend: Someone your thinking about right now
by Caramel Yum April 25, 2016
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Best Friend

Someone you can insult as much as possible and still force to buy you food.
"You waste of oxygen, get your fat ass off the couch. I'll be at your house in 5."
"I was trying to take a nap. I hope you trip and die on the way in the door."
"Gee, so glad to have you for a best friend."
by Hesebe July 25, 2016
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Only The Best

A phrase used to sarcastically describe the people that work at Town Hall for your local government. The fact is they are not, but quite the opposite.
Ben: *Browsing on a job site* Hey, check this out. Greenville is looking for people to work the phones as customer service representatives at Town Hall.
Gabe: Good luck trying to get a gig like that. "Only The Best" work for the Town of Greenville.
Ben: Ya, I guess you're right...
Gabe and Ben: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
by Prophet Dusk March 5, 2021
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Best friend

A best friend is that one person in your life, who no matter what will always be by your side. Your best friend will always be there for you no matter what, and they are not embarrassed to be around you in public, because they have gotten used to all the stupid things you say and do. A best friend is someone you can spend all of your time with, and tell them anything. A best friend is there when you accomplish something great, or fail miserably. A best friend is the person your closest to.
My best friend Kyle and I have been best friends since freshmen year of high school, and we do everything together.
by Boomerang Sanchez November 23, 2013
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