the best friends

1. A vulgar term which means the male penis and the female vagina; basically saying that the penis and vagina are best friends.

2. Your 'person' who will be there for you no matter what. Who shares their secrets, and laughs at your corny inside jokes and practically lives at your house. Who, if hurt by you, wil tell you to your face, and apologize if they hurt you. If they don't either you're wrong, or they're just not your best friend

guy: hey ya know, we're best friends in a way

girl: (thinks to herself: AH HELL NAH!)
in which way?

guy: because of our genitals! my penis is your vagina's best friend! they're the best friends, right?

girl: (thinks: OMIFRIGGINGOSH!)
*SLAP, SLAP* YOU ARE SUCH A PERV AND AN ASSHOLE!

by sunshiny-daytona July 23, 2009

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OMG have you seen her hill-bests

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oh he's the best Egg?
Yeah that's Lawrence, of course he is.

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Best friends

Two people who never get tired of each other. Who has there back no matter what. Who you can be your self around. Do crazy things together.do things together. Fight together. To not leave each other behind. Know everything about you. When you guys think alike. Who seen you naked. To know your deepest secrets. Can't stay mad at. Can cry in front of. Spend money on each other.

Saylee: we're not just friends
Derray:we're best friend
Saylee and Derray are best friends

by Ray.ray August 31, 2015

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Someone you can insult as much as possible and still force to buy you food.

"You waste of oxygen, get your fat ass off the couch. I'll be at your house in 5."
"I was trying to take a nap. I hope you trip and die on the way in the door."
"Gee, so glad to have you for a best friend."

by Hesebe July 25, 2016

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