batman

The act of getting highly intoxicated and on the car ride home sticking your head outside the window and start screaming BATMAN!!!!!!!!!

Congratulations you have now been Batmaned.

Driving home from your wife's baby shower after becoming intoxicated and screaming out the window Batman.

by Givenone March 14, 2014

Batman

Batman, "The Bat", or Bruce Wayne, is a DC superhero who features Bruce Wayne, a rich man, who has the secret identity of Batman and has devoted his life to stop crime. Batman, instead of having powers, owns many realistic gadgets (ie. grappling hooks)and is an expert in hand to hand combat. The villains range from common drug dealers to psycho maniacs, such as the Joker. Batman has been featured in comics, video games, movies, TV shows, and more. Batman wears a bat-like mask and a dark cape which he uses to glide. In many peoples' opinions, Batman is the best superhero.

I just saw Batman glide overhead.

by Lord MI May 30, 2014

Batman

An expression that people use when they don't know what to answer back.

Person 1: Oh my! How did you do that?
Person 2: Because I'm Batman

by KillerFrost June 9, 2015

Batmaning

To find out about a person and what he/she has been up to without them knowing using friends, family, social media and random conversations with them to seek out discrepancies in their stories.

person 1 (batman): "Hey, how are you?"
person 2: "I'm good, I'm good, you?"
person 1: "Good thanks...I tried calling you last night, where were you?"
person 2: "Oh..umm...I was sleeping all day, I woke up ate and went back to sleep!"
person 1 (thought bubble): "Time to do some batmaning!! hehe"

by The Real Batman_1972 July 9, 2015

Bataaning

verb, a forced march or walk with a spouse that is over 4 miles and includes multiple hills and extreme weather.

That poor bastard, his wife made him go bataaning again so he cant watch the game.

by vergaradesign February 1, 2016

Batman

A deranged orphan that happens to be a ninja.

Batman is pretty cool, but he's got some fucking issues.

by _(:| 」∠)_ September 20, 2016

Batmaned

When a clearly stronger person lets a clearly weaker person think that they can defeat them to prevent there egos from being hurt.

I'm such a nice guy I batmaned that nerd so he could get a girl.

by ChelsealisaPeace September 4, 2016