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rusty bakery

when you have an old fat woman and she tells you that she wants it in her vagina... but you continue to miss the mark by putting it between her rolls/wrinkles; resulting in the old fat woman giving you a blowjob whilst her long jowels tickle the insides of your legs.
Well the other day I got me a 49'er to come home and give me the old rusty bakery.
by Ivan E. Normuscock March 1, 2009
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Brew-baker hand job

When a hella kinky girl decides to suck on a guys finger instead of going after the shaft giving the guy a real hand job. The girl is normally super horny and especially good after a good sucking lips session. Then to really spice it up and to give the girl some gravy throw some hot sauce on the finger to get the girl really going. Warning: Girls please stop if finger starts to get. pruney
Nicole gave Bill a nice Brew-Baker Hand job by sucking on his finger until it got pruney
by Bobby Light Senior January 1, 2010
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Headboard banger

This is where a concussion is given to a girl during rough sex.
I was headboard banging, and my girlfriend closed her eyes, but i only thought she was relaxed, and then when finished she never woke up. Damn -( headboard banger)-
by Headboard banger June 3, 2011
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Dirty Banger

An act where a man and a woman have sex, and then when they are done he takes his penis and swings it back and fourth as it collides with the women's breasts.
Last night my boyfriend gave me a dirty banger and now my breasts are sore.
by youngDBanger December 3, 2011
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Samantha Baker

The girl sitting in her bed in a pink zebra bra studying amd making faces at her computer screen right now.
by fluffypandas33 December 6, 2011
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U-Banger

(n) Aus.

The turning of a vehicle around 180 degrees, often upon realising that one is travelling in the incorrect direction. (often following a conjugated form of "chuck").
Similar to "U-ey".

Origin: From the phrase "U-turn", characterised by the motion of the vehicle following a "U" shaped turn.
Having reached a dead end, Sharon chucked a U-Banger to return to the highway.

"Nah, nah, mate. Ya took the wrong turn. Just chuck a U-banger and I'll show you the way".
by XenoXTA October 29, 2017
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michael baker

GANGSTER : Real as fuck , honest, very trustworthy ,pothead ,functiong addict discombobulated, high conceieted , knuckle head, hard worker. over achiever,good looking , extremist at what ever he enjoys doing in life professional fisherman ,Atheists loyal to family and friends nomatterwhat ,drugdealer / middle man ,Hustler ,Jack of all trades ,entrepreneurs , self employed ,respected, hated by most intimidated and feared by fake ass lames ,or fakes &snakes one who has completely zero tolernce for disrespectful behavior ,positive ,happy angry , irate , short fused, good fighter very observant ,cocky, sarcastic well mannered respectful computer and amdroid savy ,crackback ,repeated felon , no regard for public health and safety profesional cleaner profesional landscaper ,very competitive, straight , no homo, agressor, violent great work ethnic, instigator , badass, high anxiety fast learner, open minded , tweeker , early riser determined , very egotistical , optimistic , skeptical ,down as fuck , street smart ,savage as fuck ,nice ,friendly off tha hook
michael baker hes a good guy very trustworthy the other day i left all my shit in the room i came back it wasnt touched .
by crackback May 10, 2019
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