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Bacon folds

When the inside lips of female genitalia are unusually long and/or saggy.

Usually associated with slags or fat people.
1) Steph, your skirt is so short, I can see your bacon folds dangling out of the bottom.

2) Bitch, I can't find your hole, your bacon folds are covering your vagina.
by Keyboard Warrior July 28, 2012
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Bacon rose

This defines the female organ known as the vagina.
Hey honey, am I lucky tonight? Yes baby, you will have full access to my bacon rose
by mewm December 13, 2012
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Bacon Nut Buster Sundae

The act of eating a bacon sundae from Burger King while getting a blow job. Bonus points for doing it through the drive through.
To celebrate our first anniversary my girlfriend gave me a Bacon Nut Buster Sundae
by Lil Africa December 18, 2012
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baconjob

To have your girlfriend cook you bacon, and then give you head whilst you eat the bacon.
Guy #1: Last night my girlfriend gave me a baconjob.
Guy #2: I know, you were at my house. You didn't even clean up after yourself.
by Furah August 16, 2012
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Bacon Syndrome

A social disorder which causes the victim to look like a jackass every time a photograph is taken of him or her.

Causes are alcohol, alcoholism, binge drinking, and in extremely rare cases the disorder may be transmitted through sexual contact.

Like most disorders caused by alcohol, there is no known cure other than refraining from alcohol consumption, or the victim may simply stay far away from cameras.
Why does he look so punchable right now?

Because he has Bacon Syndrome and that girl is taking a picture.

Well he looks like a jackass.
by JWSM October 26, 2012
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Bacon drawer

The drawer of your refrigerator that is used solely for already-cooked bacon for later use. Usually lined with paper towels to soak up grease.
James: "You were running out of fridge space, so I put the beer in a drawer."
Brian: "I hope it wasn't the bacon drawer."
James: "Bacon drawer?"
Brian: "Yeah, it's only for bacon. If you put beer in there, it'll get all greasy."
by jc2 March 29, 2013
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bacon aficionado

Women who love sex with men only.
Bacon aficionado, Bacon guru, Bacon eater, Bacon beater, Bacon lover
Bacon aficionado, Bacon guru, Bacon eater, Bacon beater, Bacon lover
by Tigermeat October 6, 2013
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