Tuba Butt

A condition of bad flatulence when the farts resonate similar to the sound of a deep tuba instrument. The sound is so close to that of a real tuba that the farter should seriously consider trying out as a tuba player in the orchestra. Tuba Butt is particular hysterical when combined with a Toilet Fart because of the ceramic echo effect of the bowl.

1) Haha, Teddy has tuba butt - watchya doing there Teddy? Trying out for the orchestra with your farts?

2) I heard Billy just got hired by the orchestra because of his amazing tuba butt.

by chr0meice91 April 20, 2022

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Butt stick

A long thin object retrieved from a curtain Youth leaders ass crack

Ewwww, get the butt stick away from me!!!

by Regular weed February 06, 2018

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butt-whisper

fart

"Did you just butt-whisper?"

by marley1bone May 12, 2014

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butt river

When one has a poop so sloppy it flows like that of a river

Tom Hanks was so upset by the homemade guacamole made by Meg Ryan that he went to her master bathroom and had a butt river.

by baustin52 November 08, 2012

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Butt finessin'

The act of playing or scratching a girl's butt when you're completely boinked (drunk)

Where were you last night?
I was hanging with this girl at her dorm.
Oh, the xanny nanny on the first floor?

Yeah I ended up doing some butt finessin'!

by Zootyscooty August 21, 2016

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