sound blind

when you still hear shit and you know what is making the sound but you here another version of the sound other than the generic commonly used versions.
*puuut, puuut* (instead of choo choo)
"Is that a train that I hear? Puuut, puut!"

"Dude, are you fucking sound blind? It's choo, choo!"
by Narcissism January 18, 2019
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Blind Watching

"I"m blind watching 'The Hustle', no clue what it's about.
by tarttator August 23, 2019
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Blind Hole

When you fuck someone through a hole in a bathroom
I just fucked Chorley through a blind hole
by Domasikian January 19, 2017
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Blind touching

when have sex or rape a blind person
blind touching is really hard they always miss
by eerybluegrasse December 03, 2019
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ho-blind

1) The state where a guy or group of guys convince themselves that a particular girl is much more attractive than she really is, in spite of plainness/skankiness/bitchiness that is readily apparent to an objective audience.

2) Vision impairment caused by accident with agricultural hand tools.

3) Both.
1a) "Man that's the girl everyone's talking about? She's not hot at all. They must be ho-blind."

1b) "She sleeps with all his friends but he just can't see it. Poor bastard is ho-blind."

2) "Don't stand so close to Bobby-Sue while he's workin', or y'all could end up ho-blind."

3) Todd Palin.
by Ghost Mutt January 15, 2012
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batty blind

when u knw your bottom is big but its acutually very flat be careful there are some batty blind ppl that might give u there disease
u mate are batty blind
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Blind Wardrobe

When you're getting on a girl who is completely naked, you spunk in her eye, take her clothes, and run out of the room.
by Gavin Welker February 17, 2003
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