Assbat

Someone that you normally like but is acting a fool and being an irritate.

Damn you’re acting like an Assbat today and I don’t appreciate it.

by DirkyJerky March 31, 2021

Assrat

Sexiest dude alive. Great at talking to people and being an awesome dude in general. Assrats have won numerous gold medals in the olympics and will always give you the cauldron when asked. Always ready to humiliate you when needed and attracts tons of girls. 'Assrats are the best' Every person ever

Assrat was the popular guy at school, everyone lved him

by Saber_Tooth_Rat April 22, 2021

AssHalf

Not good enough to be an Asshole.

Really? Im an Asshole? Well you're an AssHalf.... it takes TWO of you to make an Asshole.....

by LuNaTTiK May 6, 2021

asshake

A woman’s ass in a milkshake

Bro give me some asshake

by I Madonna June 25, 2021

asschat

A group audio or video call initiated by a butt-dial. Most frequently used to describe pocket-dialed conference calls which continue after the participants realize the call was unintentional. Mockery of the unwitting initiator is a common element of the typical asschat.

"Hey, I just got the call. Are we hanging out?"
"No, it's an asschat. Trevor butt-dialed the group again."
ridicule is heaped upon Trevor with abandon

by DrStumblebunches October 19, 2021

Asswater

Asswater is when you sit on the toilet, but the piss comes out of your ass instead.

Person 1: Why do I hear intense splashing in the bathroom???
Person 2: Sherry is having asswater.
Person 1: Oh, makes sense.

by joetazunawife November 6, 2021

Assiatou

defintion of a girlboss. she'll never let anyone walk over her and LITERALLY only cares about spotify, her friends,

academics, pinterest & expensive brands. biggest procastinator in the world; she'll study an exam the day before, yet still loves academic validation. says the most random shit and usually does impulsive stuff. you'll either love her or find her a total bitch.

A: Hey you've heard of Assiatou?
B: Yeah, i like her alot. She does say weird stuff and basically wastes our time by starting random discussions in class.

by number one jay stan <33 November 20, 2021