Angry Internet Men

Internet users who rant and rage about petty facts. Phrase coined by the folks at Rock Paper Shotgun.

"Diablo 3 looks like freaking World of Warcraft! I would rather choke than play it!" - Angry Internet Men

"What, Spore has a restrictive DRM system?!? I must write furious blog entries and comments about it and give the game 1 star in Amazon though I haven't even bought or tried playing it yet!!" - Angry Internet Men

by sanastro October 24, 2008

Angry Italian

The act of submersing your testicles in warm spaghetti sauce.

Every year Blake celebrates his birthday by making a fresh batch of red sauce and giving himself an angry italian.

by Baron Von Shtuckle Shtickle January 12, 2008

angry farts

A fart that is loud and not healthy. Causes dismay upon guests in your presence.

His angry farts made me want to cut his head off and poop down his neck.

by getchasome. May 24, 2009

angry gremlin

When a woman is giving a blowjob while taking a shit, she is performing an angry gremlin.

See also grumpy munchkin

The wife gave me a blumpkin last night, but tonight its time to turn the tables and get an angry gremlin.

by Loose Goose July 24, 2008

Angry Shannon

This occurs when a female has been performing oral sex for an extended period and strikes the males scrotum out of frustration.

She gave him an angry shannon.

by Rutherford B. Fellows April 20, 2009

Angry Wank

When you're batting off in front of the mirror, screaming dirty talk to yourself at the same time

Yesterday I was giving myself an angry wank. I was all "Yeah you like that don't you bitch? I'm gonna give it to you harder!"

by Jono likes Anal October 16, 2010

The angry pedro

Waiting for someone to speak, spitting in their mouth and then headbutting them. Then you give them a wedgie while they are trying to get their breath back. (2nd cousin of the angry carlos)

Fatma was being a total dick so Danielle caught her off guard with the angry pedro!

by Muffin tits December 22, 2008