Alternative NNN Calendar

Jack-off January
Fuck-time February
Masturbating March
Anal April
Moaning May
Jizzing June
Juicy July
Ate-out August
Sucking September
Ovulating October
Nutting November
Dick-riding December

I am participating in Ate-out August instead of No Nut November this year.

Yo bro, you trying the Alternative NNN Calendar this year?
Of course bro, i am always up for a challenge.

by Delays April 15, 2024

Alternating Caps

The ultimately way to disprove a common myth.

"You can't convey sarcasm through text."

Alternating Caps: "Hold my beer"

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 24, 2024

alternative

it is a type of kidney stone when you piss, your balls hurt and you feel like you have to throw up.

guy: I have a bad alternative. I throw up when I pee.
girl: eww! get away from me!
guy: :(

by anonymous May 4, 2024

alterbanfer

when you get so drunk that you realize that you are drunk but you cant control your body

person 1:hey dude have you ever been alterbanfer before?
person 2: yeah i couldnt help but get even more drunk!

by myfirsttimeusingtheurbandictio December 21, 2024

altexpop

originates from indieelectrodancepunkhyperaltexppop

i was stuck with my genre so i mixed some up and made my own genre so yeah

hey my favorite genre is altexpop

by marina diamandis irl January 24, 2025

Alteogender

Alteogender is the gender identity that decribes the continuous, fast shift between a girly, slutty, zesty image and a masculine, cold image.

Oh, I'm alteogender, of course yesterday I felt like Ayesha Erotica and today I feel like an average gym rat.

Yeah dude, she's alteogender, that's why one day she's a total slut and the other she's a he that nonchalantly talks to all of us.

"Oh my god why is his shirt so cropped last week she was only wearing hoodies triple his size."
"Oh, him? He's alteogender, that's why."

by alteo January 27, 2025

Alternative Facts Syndrome

Alternative Facts Syndrome is a person suffering from a disconnect from reality. This person does not accept facts and truths and will claim blatant lies as "facts" in their alternative facts reality.

This person is suffering from Alternative Facts Syndrome. That person believes Tariffs will be paid by the exporting country and will not affect them as the consumer. "They did their research."

by DMU77 February 2, 2025