alaskan chilli dog

The act of a guy taking a shit on to a glass table while a woman licks the table, then after a couple of minutes the shit is put in the freezer. Once the shit is solid, the man rams it up the woman's vagina whilst anally fucking her. Once the guy is about to cum he withdraws his dick and the shit and cums in the woman's mouth and feeds her the shit and she swallows.

Ross - Holy fuck Trott, you heard about the Alaskan chilli dog?

Trott- No, what the fuck is that?

Ross - Well, let me tell you...

by AnonUDUser February 18, 2014

Alaskan Sleeping Bag

When a man falls through the ice in Alaska into the frigid water. So in an effort to warm him, you strip off his clothes, you place his freezing body in a sleeping bag. Then strip off your own clothes, climb into the sleeping bag, and proceed to fuck him up the ass until he has regained warmth.

Oh Shit! That guy just fell through the ice.
Luckily Stewart is here. He’s the only one brave enough to give him an Alaskan Sleeping Bag.

by Sasquatch Jr. September 14, 2022

Alaskan Pulled Pork

When you're doing anal and when you pull out, so does her rectum in a shitty mess

I can't sit down cause of the alaskan pulled pork i had last night

by fec2 October 9, 2016

Alaskan Bus Ride

4 or more men(or women with penises) penetrating each other in a line while wearing heavy winter coats.

Tommy, Jim, Ray, and Larry took an Alaskan Bus Ride last night. It was going fine until Larry got up to stretch his legs.

by AbeFroman76 October 15, 2016

Alaskan Foot Warmer

When you shove your entire foot into a woman's vagina.

I gave Stefani an Alaskan foot warmer last night. She won't text me back.

by LameLayne April 6, 2016

alaskan chub choker

When you hit a girl in the face with your dick, then as fast as possible, you shove your chub as far down her throat as you can. then she will struggle to breathe and she will choke on your cum. when she breathes in, you cum in her throat. the cum will be forced into her lungs. warning – may cause death.. (very brutal but your cock will appreciate it!)

Bro 1: “dude i just destoyed my ex by doing the good ol’ alaskan chub choker!”
Bro 2: “me too! i plowed some random hooker on the street!”
Bro 1: “awesome

by tiweryoung August 28, 2016

alaskan apple cider

This is the act of inserting your penis into a females vagina followed by urinating while it is inside

Marshall gave me the best alaskan apple cider last night, and it felt amazing.

by alaskan guy March 14, 2017