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african kiss 

kissing someone on the face aggressively, almost as if you are “eating their face off”.
UGHH i love them so much i feel like giving them an african kiss

African Melon Mash 

The African melon mash is a ritual where 150 men all take turns procreating with a watermelon that has a hole cut out and inserting there semen into it. After the ritual is complete the weakest boy of the village will eat this melon for strength and good health.
Chief it’s almost time for Timmy’s yearly African Melon Mash!

african binoculars 

When a girl sets her fat pussy lips into each of the guy’s eyelids and the guy starts blinking really fast, resulting in a strong orgasm for the girl, much related to Japanese raingoggles.
Big chungus asked Lola to please perform the act of African binoculars on him.

african moisturizer 

When you use your dads sperm as moisturizer for you dry elbows
Hey dad got any african moisturizer?
african moisturizer by bmw469plpe September 18, 2021

african watering hole 

you start with producing a concoction containing feces and urine in a bowl, dip your cock and procede to skull fuck a monkey. Specifically a african monkey, otherwise it won't work.
My bad bro, sorry that i'm late. I just got chaught up in perfecting the good ol' art of the african watering hole.

african porch monkey 

a slur used to undermine african-americans. not super common in todays age, but used on social media occasionally.
“hey dude, i was called an african porch monkey on xbox today. what’s that mean?”

“oh, it’s just a slur typically used towards an african-american.”
african porch monkey by itsok2005 February 2, 2022