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Aiden is known for being gay. They are skinny, annoying and white. They are the rich white kid that uses his money to TRY to get girls. They say the stupid shit, and always tries to start arguments. They make up stupid words that are actually kind of catchy. They wear skinny jeans and all white convors. He doesn’t work hard to try to seem cool. He can often find aiden participating in chorus. Aidens are typically blond and think they are hot. If you know aiden you probably hate them, unless you like money (and men).
Am I gay? Is your name aiden?
Aden is a ugly fucking peice is shit that should die in a fire. No one will ever like him no matter what he does. He is the most annoying person you could ever talk to. Every single move he makes just makes you want to punch him in his stupid face. An Aden is the last person you would ever want to talk to
Boy 1- ewww dude there’s Aden wanna go jump him

Boy 2- yea lets kick his little butch ass
Aden by F-uck a duck November 15, 2018
biggest bitch and fat whore you will ever meet.

don't you dare trust a girl named Alden.

Warning: Can also be mistook for a beached whale.
Person A: Oh my God, do you know Alden?
Person B: You mean that fat whore?
Person A: Yeah, didn't we see her at the beach?
Person B: I don't think so...OH WAIT, that was an impregnated beached whale, not Alden.
Person A: Oh yeah, I remember, now. God she's a bitch.
Person B: Ew God, that chick is a bitch! Don't trust her. she might jack off on you, since she obviously has a dick.
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Entire World: Let's go harpoon her.

arden forbes

1.*Fat ass fag who thinks he is cool only because he wears a fake bling - bling.
2.*"Gangsta wanna be" loser who attends Northview Heights.
3.*His own friends want to beat him up.
"Ew ardeN, ugh...get fAAAkin lost o_0!" say all the hot girls at Northview Heights after he tries to talk to them.
arden forbes by arden's friend August 4, 2004
A person with a small dwarf sized dick.
Jane: I had the worst lay of my life last night!
Mary: Why? What was the problem?
Jane: He was an Aeden
Mary: Oh man, that totally sucks!
Aeden by madremonstar July 1, 2011
a pussy ass bitch nigger that none loves
fuck you aiden!!
aiden by nmama December 13, 2019