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Anal Apocalypse

An Anal Apocalypse is when you sit on the toilet thinking that you will just take a normal shit, and you end up spending 45 minutes shitting out your end trails while everyone around you is gasping in horror at the groaning they hear through the bathroom stall doors.
On Friday Jeff had went full blown anal apocalypse, and I was around to hear it.
by Goldieloxandthe3cocks November 18, 2021
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Fly apologist

Someone who defends the heinous crimes committed by flies
by Pucoloco October 2, 2021
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i would like to apologize

"I messed up again and i don't get why I'm so stupid"
Destiny "hunter why'd you drop that" hunter "i would like to apologize"
by Bruh i made a definition December 18, 2017
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San Francisco Apology

The sexual act of one man jerking off another man as a form of an apology. Sometimes more than two men are involved and multiple sessions may be required.
I got in a fight with my bro last night but I made it up to him with a San Francisco apology this morning.
by J Hammer esq. October 6, 2019
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Psychological Phenomenon;
Occurs at the moment where one believes they are recieving special treatment, but comes to the realization that everybody recieves the same treatment. Symptoms include sadness, dissappointment, aporia, meaninglessness, and jealousy.
When I saw her cheating, I experienced an overwhelming feeling of Unustransomnibic zealous aporia.
by Presteeto November 22, 2020
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Pineapple Pizza Apologist

Anyone who fiercely defends this abomination to pizza, to the point of appearing arrogant, condescending, and dismissive towards others with more sensible palettes.
Post: "You only hate pineapple pizza because of social media"
Person 1 showing post to person 2: "Yup looks like we have another pineapple pizza apologist on the lose"
by pwnagephake November 14, 2022
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DEEP THROAT APOTOMUS

The deepest of all deep throaters, a common insult used in a male shit talking contest usually ending the battle. also the grimyiest nastyiest most diabolical of all cock juggling cum guzzling and lip lickin cock sucker
by shit talking KING!! February 5, 2010
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