An endearing and culturally flavorful term for an Appalachian familly's toddler-aged child whom has yet to master shitting in the appropriate receptical. The parents opt to elicit the child to roam bare-assed outdoors at home, and sequentially squat on the front lawn to relieve themselves.
"Morin', Chad. Think you might have stepped in my yard shitter's business on your way in. Think you can clean that off the carpet?"
by Anus Von Shitzen January 25, 2020
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The son or daughter of a deadbeat dad, mainly used for Father's who are in the same town not hiding but still will go at any cost of ignoring there yard children as if they were the pleage.
_I'm sorry your honor but that kid is not mine
_the file clearly says it's your biological son
_ Your honor that's my yard child, I don't even know how to spell the retarded ass name my babymama gave him
_Order in the court, what do you think this is a babershop, please have some respect for the gavel
_the file clearly says it's your biological son
_ Your honor that's my yard child, I don't even know how to spell the retarded ass name my babymama gave him
_Order in the court, what do you think this is a babershop, please have some respect for the gavel
by Toroz May 29, 2018
Get the Yard Child mug.A weekend cash-raising event where either you are selling strips of sod from your front lawn, or all the items for sale are three feet long.
I was gonna widen the asphalt parking-area in front of my house, so I carefully cut the grassy sod into easy-to-manage three-foot-long strips, neatly rolled it up and bagged it, and then held a yard sale.
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
Get the yard sale mug.When a junkie dirt squirrel goes through all your stuff flinging it around looking for shit to steal.
That dirt squirrel yard saled my room and stole my dope.
I came home last night and my entire house was yard saled
I came home last night and my entire house was yard saled
by YakA88 September 18, 2022
Get the Yard saled mug.by Lucas Pennington September 23, 2021
Get the yarg farg ur mum has a hard yard mug.Some bitch ass mother fucker who doesn't let the boys play tackle football.
Types of Yard Duties:
Midget Yard Duty: Pain in the ass
All others: Mother Fuckers
Types of Yard Duties:
Midget Yard Duty: Pain in the ass
All others: Mother Fuckers
by UnLxckyy October 5, 2020
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