wet ronnie

When a man ejaculates into his hand and then via his finger inserts said ejaculate into someone’s ear

Hey Mike, how’d you get on last night?

Ah man, gave Danielle a wet ronnie?

by Ultramegadude111 October 12, 2018

Wet paralysis

It's like sleep paralysis, except hot babes enter your room looking for love. It's an enhanced version of a wet dream that takes place in the rem stage of sleep. Shadowy silhouettes of hot chicks come in and dance and show you a good time all while you can only stare, as your whole body is unable to move. Best applied when you enter the paralysis with your hands behind your head. This can happen to females too.

Roman: yo I had this weird thing past night, these hot chicks came in and danced but they weren't there when I turned on the lights on
Jamed: "that's wet paralysis dawg"

by DopeRedHead420699/11 November 05, 2019

wet mosquito

When you nut in a girls butt and then suck it out with a straw

Jonah wet mosquitoed Ashly

by The best man121211 December 11, 2016

Wet wiener

When you spill a Baja blast from Taco Bell on your wiener/crotch area

Gotta drive safely after you order Taco Bell. You don’t want a wet wiener, do you?

by Slightlychance September 02, 2020

Wet drank

Slang for any type of alcoholic drink.

"I'm gonna roll some devil's lettuce and then get me some wet drank."

by Dr. Jazz November 29, 2013

wet koala

a terrifying image of a wet koala bear which was photoshopped to look like it's angry

ahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the wet koala is gonna give me nightmares

by porkbounce March 19, 2021

Wet Bessies

Engorged and lactating female breasts. A throw back to Bessie the Cow.

My wet Bessies are so engorged.

My wet bessies are leaking.

She has the biggest wet bessies.

by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018