Eggs Benedict

A mugging in which the mugger approaches the target with a carton of eggs and asks if they'd like to be egged or mugged, then proceeds to egg AND mug the target regardless of their answer.

Mugger 1: This nigga look like a mark.
Mugger 2: Yea lets run a eggs benedict on his ass

Mugger 1: *approaches target holding eggs* "Ay you wanna get egged? Or you wanna get mugged?"
Target: "uhh... egged"
Mugger 1: *begins pelting eggs at the target*
Mugger 2: *Comes out of hiding to jump the target*
Target: "I said EGGED why are you MUGGING me!?"
Mugger 2: *stealing the target's belongings* "eggs benedict nigga"
Mugger 1: *punching and/or stomping the target out* "EGGS BENEDICT! EGGS BENEDICT! EGGS BENEDICT!"

by Westc0ast November 4, 2019

cheese eggs

The meal that is made after having an affair with some else's partner.

Yo Liz just made me some cheese eggs if you know what I mean.

by Brojas95 November 23, 2016

Egg Cooker

Setting fire to the gases produced by flatulence

That was a massive egg cooker by James

by Thundar August 3, 2007

Giant egg

GIANT EGG

This word is most likely used in westernised areas of britain. Often used to replace a word similair to "cant be arsed" or "cant be bothered" to do an activity.

1st Person: " AIGHT mate, fancy coming to town? "

2nd Person: "Giant Egg"

by Rick Griffiths March 5, 2009

fookin egg

People who are just generally stupid and lame.

Kendall ~ Why do you have to act this way?

Kaylee ~ I don't know?

Kendall ~ God you're such a fookin egg!

by 666partywiththdevilbitch November 23, 2013

Eggs for breakfast

When you ejaculate on an unsuspecting victims face and the they wake up to hard or dry cum and it's eggy like.

Dude I gave her some eggs for breakfast

by Jj9356 May 12, 2015

egg daddy

The one that you wanna get an egg, give an egg, give him/her egg, egg.

Be my egg daddy

by Oofmom May 22, 2018