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Frothy Beard

When a man with with a medium to long beard blows a load in your ass and proceeds to felch (eat his cum out of your ass) and gets the residue all over his beard.
“After we leave this micro brewery I’d love to get a frothy beard”

“Chief gave me the best frothy beard last night
by H4rd C4ndyy April 27, 2019
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bearded viking

When a hairy woman stands on her head and you jam your face in her vag and take a selfie.
Did you get that pic from Keith last night? That nasty bastard was all in a hookers junk and did a Bearded Viking shot...
by Satan's Sphinxter June 5, 2017
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butthole beard

Where your butthole is so hairy it must have its' own beard.
Yo did you see his butthole beard? It looked like his butt cheeks had buckwheat in a headlock!
by PieKnee May 8, 2016
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Pubic Beard

A long curly beard that looks like a crotch rug worm on elderly man or a replacement of manliness when the mans genitalia is shorn like sheep are.
David letterman is so old he wears a pubic beard on his face to pretend he still has testosterone. Look at all the Cheetos caught in that mans pubic beard, he needs to shower after eating. He is insecure so wears a pubic beard because everything will be fine if he has one.
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divorce beard

A beard a newly separated or divorced man grows in order to show that he's young, hip, cool. Sometimes, but not always, accompanied by a manbun.
"What is on Joe's face?" "Oh, he's just growing a divorce beard."
by Lucretia Maxwell December 27, 2015
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The Bearded Commodore

Named after a dude in charge of a ferry, The Bearded Commodore means excessive hair on a woman’s nether regions; an unmaintained bush, coo coo, muff, etc.
I've heard that girl rocks The Bearded Commodore. You might need a GPS or a machete to get shit done.
by JRrrrrrrrr March 30, 2011
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Kevins-Beard

The scruffy, full-bodied beard that grows on the face of only the manliest of men. Not everybody can properly grow a Kevins-Beard, but those who can certainly enjoy an upper-echelon in the beard hierarchy.

Often associated with terms like 'masculinity', 'male', and 'strength'.

Urban legends commonly hold true that the source of their true knowledge and strength come from their Kevins-Beard.
Example 1:
Person 1: "Man, look at that beard!"
Person 2: "That's not just a beard, it's a Kevins-Beard"

Example 2:
I was thinking of growing a Kevins-Beard, only if I possess the masculinity, testosterone, and full-bodied confidence to do so.
by Maverick0003 November 22, 2013
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