miracle weed

The little bits of marijuana you find laying around your room after you've exhausted your stash and are desperate.

After looking carefully, Steve found little bits of miracle weed in the carpet and managed to pack half a bowl with it.

by KittenInAStocking July 09, 2012

weed miser

Someone who, for either being short of money, or constantly worried about running out, smokes small amounts of weed from a pipe at a time.

Greg is a weed miser. Greg packs probably .05g per bowl.

by greg410 May 28, 2017

Weed Leech

A pothead that never pays for their share of weed.

guy 1: "Hey, you gonna chip in for this weed?"
guy 2: "No"
guy 1: "OK, so you're just gonna bum it off of me you Weed Leech!?"

by Batt Manta February 16, 2016

weed community

Everyone who smokes the good green

Jonny is part of the weed community

by wookieweed September 18, 2015

liberty weed

To be on "liberty weed", is the description of partaking of extravagant activities, in a common scenario.

"I'm on that liberty weed 24/7.", "Sunny takes that liberty weed gei gei."

by KyzoGelo March 19, 2023

Weed pussy

Getting sex from a woman solely on the fact that you are in possession of high quality marijuana.

John: Man, I banged that hot chick Alice from biology.
Joe: What? Bro, all that girl wants is your bud, she ain't pitching in jack. Is it really worth the sex?
John: I dunno man, I love sex more than weed, so weed pussy is worth it to me.

by Pseudon't April 10, 2013

Weed Family

A community in which members take turns retrieving weed for the group to share.

Oleg - "What is a weed family?"
Mike - "A weed family is FUCKYOU"

by guymin September 09, 2011