OMG, you have short-snout!
by oldprick78 April 13, 2017
Sunday shorts - n. male, handmade short jean shorts, similar to "Daisy Dukes" created for the purpose of drinking excessively on Sundays and watching sports and/or other manly television; a true demonstration of zero fucks given; pairs well with other white trash apparel, i.e., cowboy boots, sleeveless shirts, camo hat, etc.
Kevin woke up Sunday morning, donned his Sunday shorts, and commenced his day of drinking beer, watching football, and yelling obscenities at the neighborhood children.
by Wark Mahlberg January 16, 2014
When an individual says something and generalizes the majority as a whole, and doesn't include the minority
"Wow Jordan I can't BELIEVE you didn't include Caleb when you were talking about who all had braces, you sack of short!"
by OldCharter June 20, 2017
Jenny with those hoe shorts again
by AlexWilliams234 August 19, 2017
smart , pretty, kind, an amazing best friend. you’d be lucky to have one in your life. although she’s short she makes the best out of it and is really funny.
by anonymous stoopid September 15, 2019
When a male has a short penis or has been out in the cold and wears gym shorts. Their penis will poke out faintly due to the fact that it is too short to go in between the testicles
by LaxBros69 January 18, 2018
Sean (2'11): "Damn, short people only live 10-13 years? That sucks... I'll never forget you, Andy."
Andy (5'0): ":("
short jokes amirite
Andy (5'0): ":("
short jokes amirite
by Skullzyhere March 25, 2022