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MANage-a-trois

The three dude version of a man-date
"Dude can you go to the movie? Right now, it's only Kyle and I, and I'd prefer a manage-a-trois over a man-date any day"
MANage-a-trois by trivea September 28, 2012

American Mans for Manliness (A.M.M.) 

American Mans for Manliness is an organization of manly men, who partake in and organize manly activities. These activities include going on long and pointless treks to dangerous areas, smoking cigars, drinking scotch and other manly drinks, working on automobiles, fishing, and hunting. These trips are referred to as MANventures by the members of A.M.M. (see "MANventure" for a longer definition) Cars hold an honorary role, and are referred to as "Steeds." Said automobiles must have over 100,000 miles, must be of American origin, have a girl's name as a nickname, must be modified from stock in some way, and must have participated in an officially certified MANventure.
The Dos Equis guy tried to get into American Mans for Manliness (A.M.M.), but couldn't, because he wasn't manly enough.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? 

The answer is:

Red.
Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks

manage-a-blah

Pronounced 'manage-a-trois', manage-a-blah is useless or ridiculous phrases used to explain an idea when simple, rational language could have been used instead. Manage-a-blah is not to be confused with managerspeak, but is closely related. Whereas managerspeak is typically complete bullshit, manage-a-blah is usually translated into something meaningful. It should be noted the best translators of manage-a-blah are often the most cynical and lazy employees (or simply put, the ones that have been there the longest). It should also be noted that manage-a-blah can qualify for management bingo.
Boss: Hey folks, we're not trying to boil the ocean here.
Bill (to Fred): What the fuck did the boss just say?
Fred: Oh, the boss means "let's not try to solve all the problems at once". It's just the boss's usual manage-a-blah.

Boss: Well let's run that up the flag pole and see who salutes it.
Bill (to Fred): Holy shit, I think the boss just did it again. What the fuck was that?
Fred: The boss would like to see what other people think of his/her thought-lacking, crappy idea. Yet another case of manage-a-blah.
manage-a-blah by out_for_a_wile August 20, 2009

Manileño/a 

noun

1 a person living in Manila
He/she's a Manileño/a.
Manileño/a by Escolta January 31, 2017

mans a dragon enit 

mans a dragon enit is a person called aron Noriega which is a person who aspires to be a dragon he recently set his face on fire and cried.
mans a dragon enit I blow fireballs and set little kids on fire