A gangly freak, who speaks good england, poor spelling, likes raisins, fish pie and shoving a whole pizza in her gob, speaks a lot, sexual fetish for the colour purple.
Normally found on a strange tropical island, Jersey? A rare, gangly creature.
Always up for a laugh, although can get quite aggressive if drunk or you don't let her lick your plate!
Normally found on a strange tropical island, Jersey? A rare, gangly creature.
Always up for a laugh, although can get quite aggressive if drunk or you don't let her lick your plate!
"SHUT THE FUCK UP Kelly-Ann!"
"You is WAISTED Kelly-Ann"
"Raisin sandwhich Kelly-Ann"
"You're making me juicy Kelly-Ann!"
"Your chops gonna flop out Kelly-Ann!"
"Fuck a duck Kelly-Ann!!"
"You is WAISTED Kelly-Ann"
"Raisin sandwhich Kelly-Ann"
"You're making me juicy Kelly-Ann!"
"Your chops gonna flop out Kelly-Ann!"
"Fuck a duck Kelly-Ann!!"
by Becky Kat + Paula February 04, 2008
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by Bob Johnson December 17, 2003
a light skinned rude ass player nigga shit. who likes black boottttty hole. he hurts every girl he meets. he LOVES to break hearts because his own heart is broken because he has to look in the mirror at his monkey ass self everyday. he is the most annoying, obbessive ass whip you will ever meet. his breath smells so bad it makes you wanna throw up from a mile away.
by XxasdfghklxX July 08, 2011
A very smelly man with bad flatulence. Thinks he resembles a majestic polar bear, but his bad smell, tiny arms and sarcastic demenor make him more like a very weak sloth...
by Englishwolverine December 21, 2016
A species of easily-amused persons named Kelly that reside in Manhattan, Illinois, but freqently migrate to both Champaign and Chicago. Can usually be found purchasing Hello-Kitty related items, leaving various important items at Omie's dorm, and listening to emo music. Like all humans, they can potentially smell bad if they avoid bathing for long periods of time.
by Pantsakins February 22, 2005
by DAVE October 16, 2003