spreadable ham

Alternative name for a skateboard injury aka - Road rash - Skin abrasions from sliding on the pavement after a skateboarding accident. aka SPAM

1. Bro tried an ollie and all he got a bad case of spreadable ham

by sk8Trs July 04, 2020

Weigh the ham

Taking a fat crap after a holiday meal

Where’s Steve? Oh he had to go weigh the ham....

by Weigh that yam November 24, 2019

Ham ankles

Someone who just reeks. Usually someone who smells just like a dirty gym sock after working out for three hours straight.

Damn. Do you smell those ham ankles?

by Biotchofks February 22, 2017

Ham and eggs

To go super crazy; crazy on steroids

Alexa: Did you see that video of the Waffle House fight??? That was ham.
Emilie: That was ham AND eggs.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee May 20, 2023

Rum Ham

A ham cooked in rum that has an optional addition of 2 slices of pineapple. Created originally in "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".

Where is Rum Ham?
It fell off of the boat.
RUM HAM NO!!

by Retr0200202 June 03, 2019

Ham Train

A nickname for a man's penis.

She was ready and willing to hop aboard the ham train and head to pleasure town.

by popeamadeus June 08, 2010

ham solo

Ham Solo or Pork Solo is porking by yourself, aka mastrubating

Rodney was wanting to Ham Solo yesterday...

by Big boy United May 28, 2018