ham diggin

An activity where you dig for ham. The national ham digging competition is hosted in Denver, Colorado. 2022s winner was Francis Grendy, a dentist from Los Angeles, California. His ham was 23 pounds.

“Henry and I went ham diggin last week, his ham was much bigger than mine”

by TuesdayTwunk April 7, 2023

Self Ham

When you want to self harm but you can't spell so decide to cut your own dick instead

I was feeling depressed today, so I went to self harm but self ham’ed instead, and cut my dick off

by Self ham king November 29, 2021

ham pie

post easter poop: ham, beer, potato's, candy, more beer all smushed into a pie

The ham pie that just came out of my ass was real...

by BallzDeeep84 April 13, 2020

Ham Hamma

Has no particular meaning. Can be substituted for just about any noun.

1- I usually cough up ham hamma when my tummy is sore.
2- Cuddle my baby with ham hamma.
3- Instead of putting Daddy in a casket, we opted to put him in ham hamma.
4- Abigail was put into a ham hamma induced coma after she drank too much ethanol.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 21, 2020

spreadable ham

Alternative name for a skateboard injury aka - Road rash - Skin abrasions from sliding on the pavement after a skateboarding accident. aka SPAM

1. Bro tried an ollie and all he got a bad case of spreadable ham

by sk8Trs July 4, 2020

Sam the Ham

The winner of all and the fastest pig in the world

RUN SAM THE HAM RUN

by Mistysocks August 25, 2022

Ham#2220

A man who is too sexy, drop dead gorgeous. good blocky fish game player, lover of dogs mostly shibas, cool person, incredibly charismatic, hardcore, sometimes acts dumb anc noy spill pwoprly .

Ham is also going HAM which means hard as motherfucker

He is so Ham#2220 more then anyone I have met in the last 5 years.

by mah2220 May 1, 2022