"Ivan the gamer" is some kid who says he's good at call of duty. But deep down in his retarded heart he knows that there is one person in his life that just naturally happens to be better than him at every game. I once read in a book that Ivan the gamer likes men.
If it has to be when they were on the way to go to there, "Ivan the gamer" is the one that they have no way there to be left afterwards because once they had them can't be open. Furthermore, he sucks at call of duty
by woeiuhfoaiuyadsfjdxsvvhhhv February 15, 2019
by girfious October 27, 2023
A Pimp or Pimp-Fox that partakes in the hoshitcoin game; A person who is not afraid to call out someone for pullin a Ho Move.
The Pimp-Gamer called, "Hoshit" because his boy was high-sidin about a bitch he knows he did not fuck.
by Meretrix, Inc. March 04, 2007
by taeri’s biggest fan March 29, 2021
The rare and wonderful 'Epic Gamer' is commonly found in dark rooms and are said to be very loud. They rarely leave their room and live off Red Bull. Epic Gamers are made when a normal Gamer (who lives in their mum's basements) have a series of 'Epic Gamer Moments.' These Epic Gamers are dangerous especially when they have recently lost a game of Fortnite. Epic Gamers are however well sought for by women and men alike! Don't buy a house near an Epic Gamer otherwise, you may be at risk of losing your Girlfriend/ Boyfriend/ Wife/ Husband or Nan.
Wife says''?????? I smell sweat and I hear someone screaming? What is up with this neighbourhood?!'' Husband says'' Oh it's fine it's just the Epic Gamer next door wanna get dominos? Hey, where are you going!?'' Wife yells'' I wanna divorce bitch bye I'm gonna get some Epic Gamer DICK!'
by SeekNDestroyXD November 18, 2019
Someone who has beat Lego Star Wars or Lego Indiana Jones, extra points if you have beat both, beating both makes you a giga gamer
Guy 1: I just beat lego star wars
Guy 2: that means you have achieved Epic Gamer status
Guy 1: god, i am such a loser
Guy 2: that means you have achieved Epic Gamer status
Guy 1: god, i am such a loser
by monster juice addict June 15, 2021
by crustycasserole December 28, 2020