The Gary

Gary: Regular guy
The Gary: The one

The Gary is not just any regular "Gary". He is The Gary.

Most Gary's are lame, he may be a the guy that will treat you like a skank bitch and blank you for two weeks. The Gary would never, he values your time and love and always puts you first.

The Gary is the one, he is a girls dream!

Cara: I met this guy the other day, I think he might be The Gary!
Everyone: *cheers*

by lewdlunchbox February 12, 2020

Gary

A word used by roadmen to refer to mdma pills

Lad u wanna drop a Gary later

by Mr_heccing_fantastic February 15, 2020

gary wow

Gary Wow is like a Gary, with additional wow. Gary wow is the highest observed state of Gary. Other states of Gary are Kerfuffle and Kaput

It was funny seeing Gary get escorted to the living room in that state. Rather than being a liability, he turned out to be a net asset! Gary Wow!

by daddy-ted June 13, 2020

Gary McNally

Skinny white drug dealer who is lanky he is such a doosh bag and is an arsewhole

Gary McNally can be used to described a skinny white lanky drug dealer who is a dickhead and loves to suck cock

by Fatface12345 June 26, 2020

Gary Jones

Multiple use name for a male human who seems nice and normal, but is actually strange, has several identities and whos origin is unknowably deep and complex.

The Police officer said, "Gary Jones ovah here killed three people in his basement, neighbours said he seemed like just a normal Milkmun!"

by Emperor Kallgor Skullthrone July 2, 2020

gary rusby

He is an extremely skilled fighter which helps him prey on children, especially children from his family.

Ah it's Gary Rusby
Oh no my ass can't take another round of that

by TheSexyJanitor July 26, 2020

Gary

A local Oceanside child molester/cunt

Did you hear that Sarah got abducted by Gary dimenstien?

by Kavedoggy August 6, 2020