Post-Badger Rehabilitation

(noun)
German for “Healing after the Beast.”

The systematic recovery process undertaken by an obedient husband

to restore his dignity, cleanliness and independence during the prolonged absence of a relentlessly oppressive, bossy wife.
“Is Dr. Penguin doing better?”

“Yeah, Madame Penguin is visiting her family and his insurance company agreed to cover 14 days of Post-Badger Rehabilitation.”
by Missy Muff February 23, 2019
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City Of Badgers

An English man. Maybe even welsh. Who is a total joke on twitch. He likes to say shag my arse a lot and make fun of his followers. Nobody knows why he is affiliated on twitch. Everyone is concerned about his well-being.
City of Badgers is late to his stream again.
by ShootpipeFartbox November 02, 2021
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Bloody Badger

When the whiskey hits you hard and you have to use popsicle sticks, and twist ties to keep erect.
Went out last night and Seth had use the bloody badger to hit up that 2..
by Great Gadberry June 02, 2018
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badger mouth

Someone who’s teeth stick out
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backseat badger

A backseat badger is someone who gets frequently banged in the backseat wether it is their own car, their parents’ car, or their hook up’s honda civic
Ryan: yo, I never knew clarissa was such a Backseat Badger.
Todd: Yeah she’s banged in the backseat with the whole football team
by Ronald Ayum June 16, 2023
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Backwards Badger

A ‘Backwards Badger’ is a regi dab, ‘regdaB’
Are you kidding me bro, that’s not gas that’s a Backwards Badger
by That pretty mf with weeed October 12, 2021
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Badger lips

A name you call a person who bangs milfs and dilfs they don’t discriminate (preferable place of poundage is on the kitchen table ham sandwich in hand)
Dang Dave got some badger lips the way he banged Brody’s mom
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