im better than you

a fact

person1: Why'd you do that
person2: because im better than you
person1: that is a fact

by shatrat March 8, 2022

jacking it better than a car

When you see someone that gives you/someone else a massive erection.

Evan: "Oh shit, it's Maria"
(Massive erection)

Bob: Dam, she's jacking it better than a car.

by loltkyx September 18, 2017

Higher than a Giraffe Dick

when someone is so high they can't even think straight

dang bro you hit the blunt 20 times you're gonna be higher than a giraffe dick

by imrealugly14 December 20, 2016

Slower than a fishmans dick

When a game takes forever to load

This game of rocket league crashed and is now taking forever it's slower than a fishmans dick

by Jim-dick July 1, 2022

worse than dial-up

Something that takes a long time and is not enjoyable.

Harkens back to the early days of internet when connections were made over 56k or dial-up telephone service

I hate waiting in line at the DMV, it's worse than dial-up

by mysticalbaby February 20, 2017

hotter than an otters pocket

olivia

jade: wow olivia is hotter than an otters pocket

by fuckuberta August 2, 2021

Dumber than a Box of Rocks

That guy name Jake from Rocket League

Jake is dumber than a box of rocks on any game we play

by Thatboiinblue February 23, 2021